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Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
This fml was quite the hoot if you ask me!
Yes, but owl bet that his girlfriend doesn't agree
Go home, 59. You're drunk!
I'm pretty sure 59 just dropped the bass...
Well, this confirms it. Bitches are in fact CRAZY.
You know, like drop the ball?? C'mon guys work with me here
Some of these puns are real hOWLers!
Some really uneggs-pected puns in this thread. Some really absbird ones as well.
Make sure you remember to take your balls with you when you move out.
98, OP has balls. If he didn't, he would have begged to stay with his now ex and be a better father to their stuffed owl.
I know who he is... he's hoo-dini
Obviously 3 posted at the same time as 2 and just shared an idea for a pun, don't get why the thumbs down
68, it happens all the time. I'm usually the one to point out that the comments were posted literally at the same exact time and, usually, people lay off.
Pretty sure that your girlfriend just did you a favor. Could you imagine what it would have been like if you'd let somebody else hold your hypothetical daughter?
I am wondering how she got hypothetically pregnant. Do you suppose they broke their hypothetical condom?
Youre better off, gave you a chance to find someone less crazy.
I second this. Seriously think about what your life would've been like if you ended marrying a girl who freaks out about you dropping a stuffed animal? Next thing you know she'll be freaking out about forgetting to take your imaginary dog to the vet, hiring a scarecrow for a babysitter, wake you up in the middle of the night to calm the imaginary screaming baby... Seriously she did you a favor... I mean really
Well isn't she a hoot...
She just wanted to be owl alone
"You're a bastard, Harry!'
The owl(daughter) is a bastard, since she's now fatherless.
It doesn't work like that.
The owl would have always been a bastard since OP wasn't married to the girl, not just now because they broke up
You are right, I'm sorry :(. The owl as always been a bastard! :,(
OP is also a bastard, just not in the literal sense like the stuffed owl. He shoulda been more careful with his inanimate objects...
I feel weird using the word "literal" when describing the parental status of a stuffed owl...
this would have been funny had you said featherless .. jus sayin.
I think the Harry Potter reference has missed everyone.
Hagrid says "you're a wizard Harry" I know the reference but 19 took it in a different direction so I went with that
You're a bastard, Harry .... Think its more of an old school and classic movie reference unless I miss the mark entirely.
Now we know what really happened to Hedwig.
Time to run
How else do you teach your baby owl to fly? Sounds like Mom just has empty nest syndrome to me.
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Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
I hate you just because you said "cray"^