FML : Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked...

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Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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By cane / Thursday 5 March 2009 21:44 / United States

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By potentpotable | 0

#17294 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

By eshy | 0

#17269 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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By SilverBallet | 0

#17262 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:06

Proof that Starbucks is evil. Sympathies.

lemonlife | 0

#1358968 - Monday 6 September 2010 6:05

oh you poor damn baby!!! it's a freakinnnn porscheee

By someonetobe | 0

#17265 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:07

Eh, kind of begging for that to happen. I mean, sure it really, really sucks. But your mom let you drive her Porsche. You should have been a tad more careful. Sorry. :(

Kamon97 | 23

#5703969 - Saturday 5 October 2013 15:56

YDI spoiled kid

By thinkpink | 0

#17266 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:07

If a vibration in your pocket startled you so much you spilled the coffee, you're officially a dumb ass.

By eshy | 0

#17269 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

This is why you don't drink and drive.

Kennygman | 0

#1933407 - Thursday 6 January 2011 10:36

haha u made my day

By magicmarkers | 0

#17272 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:10

You deserved that one.

By leeton | 0

#17284 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:17

wait so the car was like still in drive gear when you decided to take the coffee out? so you didn't put the car in park when you decided to take the coffee out... seems illogical. maybe you're a girl. yeah that probably explains it. if you're a guy then you are just retarded

By potentpotable | 0

#17294 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

nedderbutters | 6

#3876719 - Friday 13 January 2012 10:51

nicely said !

By skylitxrock | 0

#17302 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:28

smooth move.

By King_of_Kings_2 | 0

#17309 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:31

Ferraris are better!

tehbassmasta | 0

#817434 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:18

price for price, nope.

By alex_vik | 0

#17314 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:34

Wait, not only did a tiny vibration in your pocket make you crash your car and spill coffee, but you didn't park the car and turn it off before taking the coffee out? Your fault.

KiwiDingo | 0

#1540443 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:10

agreed!!

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