Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
I’ll bet you were pissed off!
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BigSissy
| 14
I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬
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BigSissy
| 14
I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Wait, what? How does the idea of even being married - much less for 50 years - even come up on a first date???
/s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]
/s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]
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Hannah Eder
| 16
I.....I dont think you know what golden showers are, unless this was sarcasm.
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Spootage
| 4
Making it 50 years as a couple is an incredible accomplishment—and one that should be acknowledged and celebrated with meaningful gifts. The traditional 50 year anniversary gift is gold.
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404wan
| 19
A golden shower is when you piss on someone. Doesnt have much to do with marriage.
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mas12806
| 22
You were already ahead of schedule, so…
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RichardPencil
| 29
Stainless steel is a much better material for showers than gold!
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Oh, are they making umbrellas completely from that now??? Not sure I'd like to listen to the sound of THAT "rainfall...."
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Wadlaen
| 19
And as we're all wondering: What did you answer him?
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RichardPencil
| 29
I’ll bet you were pissed off!
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MN_girl21
| 7
Better than being pissed on!
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RichardPencil
| 29
She could be both!
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Rusty Armstrong
| 13
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're in to that...
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ThatOneLonelyAsian
| 31
I wouldn't sleep with someone on first date nvm peeing on someone
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TCRII
| 29
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
At least you found out early before you had too much investment.
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alycion
| 38
At least he asked first? Trying to find a bright spot.