By CathyMary - 20/08/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

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Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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I’ll bet you were pissed off!

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BigSissy 14

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

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BigSissy 14

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

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jbuckets_404 38
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Wait, what? How does the idea of even being married - much less for 50 years - even come up on a first date??? /s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]

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Hannah Eder 16
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I.....I dont think you know what golden showers are, unless this was sarcasm.

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Spootage 4

Making it 50 years as a couple is an incredible accomplishment—and one that should be acknowledged and celebrated with meaningful gifts. The traditional 50 year anniversary gift is gold.

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404wan 19

A golden shower is when you piss on someone. Doesnt have much to do with marriage.

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mas12806 23
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You were already ahead of schedule, so…

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RichardPencil 30
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Stainless steel is a much better material for showers than gold!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Oh, are they making umbrellas completely from that now??? Not sure I'd like to listen to the sound of THAT "rainfall...."

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Wadlaen 21

And as we're all wondering: What did you answer him?

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RichardPencil 30
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I’ll bet you were pissed off!

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MN_girl21 7

Better than being pissed on!

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RichardPencil 30
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She could be both!

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Rusty Armstrong 13
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're in to that...

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

I wouldn't sleep with someone on first date nvm peeing on someone

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TCRII 29

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Mungolikecandy 19

At least you found out early before you had too much investment.

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alycion 38
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At least he asked first? Trying to find a bright spot.

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