By CathyMary - 20/8/2019 22:00 - United States - New York
  Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML
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By  BigSissy  |  10

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

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By  BigSissy  |  10

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Wait, what? How does the idea of even being married - much less for 50 years - even come up on a first date???

/s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]

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  Spootage  |  4

Making it 50 years as a couple is an incredible accomplishment—and one that should be acknowledged and celebrated with meaningful gifts. The traditional 50 year anniversary gift is gold.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

At least you found out early before you had too much investment.