Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were...

By CathyMary - 20/8/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7834981 - Tuesday 20 August 2019 23:43

I’ll bet you were pissed off!

By BigSissy | 10

#7834968 - Tuesday 20 August 2019 22:15

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

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By BigSissy | 10

#7834968 - Tuesday 20 August 2019 22:15

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7834969 - Tuesday 20 August 2019 22:17

Wait, what? How does the idea of even being married - much less for 50 years - even come up on a first date???

/s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]

Hannah Eder | 15

#7834972 - Tuesday 20 August 2019 22:28

I.....I dont think you know what golden showers are, unless this was sarcasm.

Spootage | 4

#7834986 - Wednesday 21 August 2019 0:09

Making it 50 years as a couple is an incredible accomplishment—and one that should be acknowledged and celebrated with meaningful gifts. The traditional 50 year anniversary gift is gold.