By CathyMary - 20/08/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

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Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML
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I’ll bet you were pissed off!

BigSissy 14

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

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BigSissy 14

I was going to say I don’t know how people can even make an effort to date these days, but I realize it was pretty much the same when I was dating – 40 years ago. 😬

Wait, what? How does the idea of even being married - much less for 50 years - even come up on a first date??? /s [As already alluded to by the first 2 words of this comment.]

I.....I dont think you know what golden showers are, unless this was sarcasm.

Spootage 4

Making it 50 years as a couple is an incredible accomplishment—and one that should be acknowledged and celebrated with meaningful gifts. The traditional 50 year anniversary gift is gold.

404wan 19

A golden shower is when you piss on someone. Doesnt have much to do with marriage.

You were already ahead of schedule, so…

Stainless steel is a much better material for showers than gold!

Oh, are they making umbrellas completely from that now??? Not sure I'd like to listen to the sound of THAT "rainfall...."

Wadlaen 21

And as we're all wondering: What did you answer him?

I’ll bet you were pissed off!

MN_girl21 7

Better than being pissed on!

She could be both!

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're in to that...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

I wouldn't sleep with someone on first date nvm peeing on someone

TCRII 29

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Mungolikecandy 19

At least you found out early before you had too much investment.

At least he asked first? Trying to find a bright spot.