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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Anonymous
Coatesville, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
bbbblt
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Lennie Mcfish
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Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
fd_uplife
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
fuck russia and fuck georgia too
Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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Comments (315)
tybtab 5
thats hot
honeysuckel 0
this FML reminds me of Toby and Jenna from pretty little liars... :S
mmccombs13 0
that's her excuse for not wanting to be with you anymore...
mmccombs13 0
that's just her excuse for not wanting to be with you anymore...
idontcare8l 3
could have been worse, she could've though you were cheating on her for your brother ( if you have one )
OrgasmicDinosaur 7
Or even with her brother?
BaconDave 12
That would really be worse because it's like her sister is a lesbian with his girlfriend.
BaconDave 12
Oh shit, here comes the thumbs down. Dont worry, I now fully understand the FML.
Complaining 13
#9 Yeah except Jenna practically forced Toby.
littlemissFYL 5
52, what did you think the FML was in the first place? o_o
idontcare8l 3
dammit , i didnt get to that part in the show yet
OrgasmicDinosaur 7
My thoughts exactly #55
zekecastro 0
Is your sister hot er what?
BaconDave 12
what?
juicedboi 7
And were you? Girlfriend is crazy, prob better off this way.
dancebabe34 0
don't worry op if you lived where I lived it would be looked at as okay cause it happens quite alot... but ur girlfriend sounds crazy.FYL.
Bekeliyr 10
Reminds me of the movie Miss March. These 2 lesbians picked up hitchhikers or an exchange. the hitchhikers have to drive while the Russian chicks have sex in the back seat of the car.
pertained 12
wincest
jillianmathers12 13
Incest is best!
lofty1012 3
incest is wincest
rararauhuh 5
I wonder if his sister's name is Brittany.
dolphincheddar 10
I wonder if his sisters name is Justin beiber
enonymous 8
I like the fact the dudes username is cinnamon like he's some female Rastafarian stripper
gottaluvisabella 0
i bet op's sister told the gf that to break them up bcuz of her creepy secretive desire for him.........
yourshootingstar 4
103 how is it looked at as ok where your from. your profile reads Canada and I am from Canada and I think accusing someone or even thinking someone Is sleeping with his own sister is ****** up.
dancebabe34 0
I know it's ****** up but that's the way my small town is it's in Alberta. that's why I can't wait to get out of here cause they are all a bunch of inbred nasty red necks. there is only few people who realize that it's ****** including me.
amadais 1
172, possibly the greatest fml reference i have ever seen
dancebabe34 0
for 200
steveakafranxy 7
#229 WTF
musicphreakk 0
Must Live In West Virginia x)
hall1234 0
um incest.. how is tht hot??
Iamnotmyself 17
wow, I dare say the dreaded word? "threesome"
cheerchick99 0
are you serious? with his ******* sister? thats disgusting!
OrgasmicDinosaur 7
haha, but they both knew what they were doing so he doesnt need to apoligize to her
Iamnotmyself 17
it's not like he has to do anything with the sister his ex just has to be bi
bigmanj28 0
His girl broke up with him because she thought he was CHEATING on her with his sister. I'm pretty sure a threesome is out of the question
Iamnotmyself 17
-29 Not in **** it isn't.
bigmanj28 0
I never heard of Jamaican **** before
Iamnotmyself 17
-32 Google can answer this question.
bigmanj28 0
It wasn't a question. It was a statement
Iamnotmyself 17
-40 Google has information on this statement.
OrgasmicDinosaur 7
The magic of the internet
Iamnotmyself 17
-51 The magic of the Internet was invented by google, fueled by /b/tards, and populated by various people that are not "women" and definitely not "children"
tsume24 3
56: just stop already.
Iamnotmyself 17
-69 I don't want to stop anymore, this community is too easily used, so I've given up on it, so ima just speak my mind from now on.
cheerchick99 0
isnt the whole point of a "threesome" is having 3 people participate? it wouldnt be a threesome if one person sat out
Iamnotmyself 17
-72 Girlfriend is always in middle, problem solved.
tsume24 3
will you ever make a comment that makes sense?
Iamnotmyself 17
-87 I don't want to anymore:D
hannahtaskey 9
Why does someone always have to mention threesome? It's his sister, pervert.
Iamnotmyself 17
87 since I could not reply in time, I will reply here, try asking my friend with down syndrome that perfect grammar comes naturally.
tsume24 3
96, do you yourself have Down's Syndrome?
Iamnotmyself 17
-97 Of course
tsume24 3
mhmm.
BaconDave 12
Now that's mean.
Iamnotmyself 17
-101 You seriously made me cry, my friends family barely has enough money to pay for his medication. Screw you.
Iamnotmyself 17
his* excuse my brain hiccup.
BaconDave 12
Yeah 101 just **** the **** off
bentleysdad11611 0
you look ******* stupid with those piercings fag and u blew a fat **** in this arguement
Iamnotmyself 17
101 I'd like to point out one final difference as I am too tired to stay awake, on my info page I give people thatdiserve good recognition, recognition and don't pit down the dozens of idiots on here, then you decide let's put negatives on my info page. I don't care what you do anymore, but just know you're* a complete snob.
1215116a 14
tsume24 why don't you stop already? Their is this new thing called 'fun' I would like you to try out.
tsume24 3
I've been replying to him for fun. and I asked if he has Down's because he was telling everyone to ask his friend who is also a Down's victim about good grammar...which would be irrelevant to his own argument if he himself is not a victim. Iamnotmyself, I'm sorry about your friend. but you still have yet to make sense, or propose an argument that makes sense. I put you in my bio for that reason.
tsume24 3
*who also happens to be my bad.
shutupYDI 4
132- I think you put him in your bio because you're just a hater who likes starting shit. which is what you did up there ^ just shut up and go away.
tsume24 3
I'm fairly certain he started shit with me by posting nonsensical raging BS to me in a different thread, and then carried it over to here. I put him in my bio for the same reason anyone puts anyone in their bio. your username seems awfully shit-starting, by the way...
LegalyWhite 7
wow is your girlfriend really that crazy?
myxcure 2
Well, OP.. were you? Maybe his GF isn't so crazy... He never actually said he wasn't..
EmyB_fml 8
paranoid gf !
CatEyes66 0
Maybe not, sister and brother "lovin" isn't as uncommon as people think. His girlfriends thoughts might be right or he had to close of a relationship with his sister which creeped her out.
pink_raindrops 26
I'm guessing she saw him walking into a coffee shop or something with her, and she jumped to the conclusion that he was cheating. I just have a hard time believing that she knew the guys sister and insisted they were sleeping together...that's just horribly wrong.
spacemanspiff78 7
Pretty obvious what's going on in her house if that's a natural reaction in her mind
cavalos94 0
I feel like this op watched bad teacher. anyone agree?
Newboyz00185 0
Incest is Best!
bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Iamnotmyself 17
Remember everyone was 14 once
BeatlesObsessed 12
So, is it true? You'd be surprised by how disgusting people are these days.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
You would be surprised at some of the things that have been done for sex and actually worked. I guess everybody has a fetish, just depends on what you're into.
docscientist 9
These days? People's habits haven't changed much since ancient times.
kaykay9080 5
What I'd do for sex these days. xD
IHeartJimi02 0
251, I hope you're joking because you're 15 according to your profile.
qyka 5
255 she's fro 1997 that means shes 13 or 14
IHeartJimi02 0
266, well that's even worse then
mexicanpolarbear 2
I would cheat on my girlfriend with OP's sister
drummerguy9904 0
I know the feeling except she accused me of my bestfriend not sister
spoon52 11
bestfriend could happen
SmallTownCutie 0
That's a VERY different accusation.
Crncj 0
was the girlfriend blonde...?
bulletproofbitch 1
thats completely different cuz opposite sex bffs are complete bullshit labels
iMagzzzy 0
Inbred!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
It would be incest not inbred
1215116a 14
that would mean he had sex with his sister and created himself...
8rabido8 11
west virginia
Garyy_fml 11
"Aww, he looks just like you!"
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
*Insert wincest joke here*
dancebabe34 0
I wouldn't joke bout that. where I'm from...it happens...just went to a wedding last week where 2 cousins got married!! it happens all the time here!
Senseless_487 29
Why go across the street when you can go down the hall? Just kidding. That's wrong.
MrleClochard 4
Wait... wut?
emnalulu25 0
that's gross
ZombieXgirlFrend 12
insest
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
GreenMaze 0
she thought? thats a hardcore instinct.
rafsta 0
were you?
kittykat200 0
ah....incest.
fthislyfe 22
She's sick!
ACM1991 9
tehraaaaaaan
nowIshallrise 0
11 - are you feeling better from those hits to the head in the ampitheater? xD
fthislyfe 22
lol