By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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you are such a douchebag.

Fuck your life? Fuck her life! You're an asshole.


What is your problem? You don't do that, no matter who ordered the pizza. Jerk.

zach055 23

This is not an FML, this is just you being an azshole


u should have just pretended to accidentally drop the pizza on the ground and get a fucking new one... instead of watching her take the pizza from ur f'ing hands... ass hole

you are such a douchebag.

Today, I ordered a pizza because I was feeling hungry. Seeing as how I've been in a wheelchair since a crippling accident years ago, I arranged for it to be delivered to my dorm. As I was eating it, I read an FML about someone spitting into a pizza as he was delivering it to a lady in a wheelchair. FML.

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tweetbaby14 18

I wouldn't laugh. You're almost as soulless as the OP.

Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.

harryy69 2

omg lol that would suck so bad

It was a she.

brinax0 0

Wtf u ass hole!!

Fuck your life? Fuck her life! You're an asshole.

8dice 0

she was in a WHEELCHAIR! u shd hav gotten her new pizza! UR SUCH AN A-HOLE FOR THIS! sorry #6

You... Never mind. I would just like to point out that #6 is joking.. Couldn't you tell?

Emika_fml 0

I would never wish harm on anyone, but... karma's a bitch, dude, and if you lose your legs in a freakish pizza-delivery-boy accident in a few weeks, I hope you'll post that FML here too.

xMooMoox 0


rabidpeach 5

shes a *gurl just like you

REMEMBER: what goes around, comes around!

Wow douche. Even if it wasn't a crippled person.. it's your freaking part of your job description to deliver. If you can't even do that, find a new job.