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Its not too bad. First time making out and he almost got a hand job. Who knows what's in store for the second time? (if there even is a second time)

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i wonder how OP feels knowing the thread of puns making fun of his little guy is now longer than it will ever be.

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Hey. Don't make fun of a guy with a tiny penis. Having a tiny penis is like having a disability. You wouldn't make fun of someone in a wheelchair now would you?! Wait a minute.. This is FML, who am I kidding.

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It's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, it's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough to get all of the passengers off.

Well you should've whipped it out and showed her, then proceed to the next base with all the skill and grace of a hard man ;)

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Time for the cock pump. But first time making out, skipping bases already, he just should've whipped it out to show her. This kids and their baggy jeans.

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