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  isallwaysme  |  27

Hey. Don't make fun of a guy with a tiny penis. Having a tiny penis is like having a disability. You wouldn't make fun of someone in a wheelchair now would you?! Wait a minute.. This is FML, who am I kidding.

  AngelSpit  |  18

I got to hand it to you guys this thread is a head above the rest. i feel bad OP got shafted but look on the bright side I'm sure other good things will -come- your way, you'll see(men) this through :)

  falafalo  |  25

It's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, it's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough to get all of the passengers off.

  sig4life  |  18

Time for the cock pump.

But first time making out, skipping bases already, he just should've whipped it out to show her. This kids and their baggy jeans.