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Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML
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Plumesant 8
Since when would a purse make her popular ?
asylumlane 23
Discipline.....
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Plumesant 8
Since when would a purse make her popular ?
MWidderAUDI 14
that's how middle school is, sadly..
poopsi 19
When I hear things like this, I'm glad I'm homeschooled. O.o
EUPHORlA 12
Girls tend to challenge each other a lot through beauty, fashion, and wealth. So she would be receiving some attention.
xALEXx_fml 15
That is super true!
cyanidesandwich 21
Ugh i remember doing this crap back in elementary school. Didn't work once and i realize now being with the "popular" kids isnt all that glamorous as in the case of my high school, the "popular" kids are douchy jocks and slutty girls. Really glad i didn't become "popular"
robotiick7 23
35- luck son of a bitch you rarely even have to get up
death943 10
My parents would of whipped me for say BS like that to then and not getting in the car.. *snap*
roxxyfoxxy3 25
T-35 agreed.... -60 I still have to get up. It just means earlier because on top of homework I have a shit ton of doctors appointments, along with therapy :3 it's not all good.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Now a days you're only popular if you dress in expensive clothes have expensive taste and have an iPhone with a bedazzled case
MDTeddy 13
I wonder what the average IQ of her grade is. I would like to know if those kids are smart or just kicking it on their iphone. when i was 18 I heard of 2 7th graders who got pregnant and 1 6th grader. Wtf? Also, if someone doesn't think you are cool because you aren't rich then they are the ones not cool instead of you. 12 year olds can't have a freaken job so can't buy an iphone. Kids are so spoiled. I bet a lot of Op's daughter's her grade are jerks to her.
KawaiiCupcake 14
This is why this generation is so massed up! Who the **** cares about begin popular!!
Incredidanny 5
106 Twelve-year-olds.
_DudeGuy_ 16
110, incorrect. Only some of us care. Instead of becoming "popular" I've focused only on my education.
AngelSpit 18
That's why I'm glad I only had a few really good friends in middle and high school I'd rather have a few really good people who ARE your friends than a bunch of people who only SAY they're your friend
jonha21 11
Welcome 2 The 21ste Centry
evilplatypus 39
106 - You're pretty delusional if you think this is a new thing. I've seen similar stories referenced in ancient literature.
glitz1234 6
Ikr
stoneYa 8
awwwww how sweet!
suri_mf 8
Not true. I have all of that, yet I'm not popular. You have to be 'normal' to be popular. By 'normal', I mean just like everyone else.
sweetcatastroph3 9
family guy
Hyde_is_Back 4
Well, Meg got a Proda bag because the popular girls had them.
TheAwkHawk 14
The IQ of a pebble is probably higher than the total combined IQ of every middle schooler at the middle school I used to go to.
TheAwkHawk 14
Riiiiiight... -wink wink- :D
TheAwkHawk 14
#146 riiiiigt -wink wink- :D lol I'm just kiddin
primespore 12
I turned 13 last night
peeta0330 18
No it's not...
Magicomoo 9
I am sorry OP. I went through my life with out needing those things, but my brother is like that. Not so much dramatic. Hopefully she will grow out of it. Good Luck!
wlddog 14
"It seems we are lucky today. We have stumbled across an parent from the herd, that is being berated by its much smaller offspring. It is simply amazing. These humans have evolved for some reason to never attack their young, despite the dreadful torment the offspring seems to thrive on putting them through."
stephhrunsaway 21
I read that in an Australian accent ;-)
stoneYa 8
you have a gay bro
happysmile987 24
I read that in a David Attenborough voice.
MWidderAUDI 14
once she gets the purse it will no longer be the cool one to have and she'll do the same thing all over again.
sulitak 27
that's exactly what I was thinking. at 12 man Dad would have laughed at me and drove away.
Morgneer 2
My friends parent used to do this thing, where of my friend wanted something, he had to wait a week, and if he still wanted it, he could then have it (within reason of course, not something ultra expensive)
jc1015 25
yep and OP will give in again...we will all soon be outnumbered by these entitled little *****
asylumlane 23
Discipline.....
HaneenDixon 16
Yup, much needed these days, old fashioned discipline!
license2chill 5
You mean "whoop-her-ass" kind of discipline? I won't be surprised at all if OP's daughter does this shit again just to get she wants.
friedpwnadge 25
Next time just leave her there until she decides she doesn't need the purse. Yes, moralfags attack me now. No, a ******* brat isn't going to boss me around. You're the parent. Not her.
Bakarra 22
OMG he can't just leave his daughter like that! He should have just bought her the purse and then reserved her spot on "My Super Sweet 16" so she can practice complaining about getting the wrong color convertible!
Meme1988 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I can see both of your point of view
Bakarra 22
And one of those points of view needs a quick straightening out...
Meme1988 18
Yes, because its very easy to convince a teen that when she feels do not belong at school ( i did not say the purse is help her or not), i am saying both of them have a point! I am a teacher at high school and most of them rate each other depends on how much money/ new stuff... If you want to fix the world, you are welcome to do it..!
TheJester12 15
I just hope to God you're not an English teacher at your school.....
emeraldisle 30
80 - if you bothered to read her profile, she's a biology teacher and English is her third language.
mmizbbz210 13
67- you as a teacher, in my personal opnion are making it worse. what happened to teachers that tell kids it doesnt matter what you do or have. what happened to kids being themselves and making the grades??...
Meme1988 18
You are gonna thumb me down no matter what i say, but since I dont take it in a personal way, Here is my answer to the last comment: I teach in a "hard to deal with" society/city, everyother day we have police in school, these teens is VERY hard to deal with, but i talk to them in a nice friendly way all the time, but i know in the end of the day .. They dont really give a **** what we tell/recomend them!! (Not every one offcourse, i have known few great girls and boys!)
jjmiller1001 17
it's not the childrens fault, it's their damn parents that need to be birch slapped
EUPHORlA 12
I can kinda understand what Meme is talking about. Girls will always persuade other girls to do things that are not right (ex: You need to have sex because it's cool. You need to do drugs because it makes you look chill). It is not always the parents that are wrong. I was bullied into thinking that being skinny would make me beautiful. It's just how kids are, or society for that matter.
eddeeezzyy 19
Coming from your username, I assumed that you bought her the purse? Why, OP, why?
oj101 33
I wonder what brand it is. Probably a Hermes Birkin
Mossears133 15
I don't know, I took the username as "he's broke and can't buy her the purse"
vettle 6
Birkins can't be purchased by just anyone!
robsic66 14
A purse today, a car tomorrow. You can't always get what you want.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
But if you try sometimes...
pennies_lane 6
you just might find...
WhisperSoflty 20
You get what you need!! *piano breakdown and epic dance moves*
josh8215 21
She'll have to pursue other means of happiness. Objects don't bring popularity.
feelingold 18
when did a 12 yr old ever understand that?
Bakarra 22
Anyone who's ever been a teenage girl knows that paying $300 for a pair of jeans with holes already ripped in them is the only way to make friends! (Sarcasm)
rokolodo 10
The latest Nike tennis shoes, the newest iPhone etc. don't bring popularity but, kids want them 'cause they become the center of attention. And the envy of their materialistic peers.
cmb8280 24
Dude, get control of your kid. Seriously, the next generation is going to shit cuz of pansies like you. My momma woulda slapped me into last Tuesday, not bought me a ******* purse. Gtfo
cmb8280 24
Awe, FML didn't like my comment. Either way, I'm only 25. It wasn't that long ago that I was in high school. Like I said, I needed to be more worried about my parents disciplinary actions than any peer pressure at school. People are too easy on their kids nowadays. Wait, am I allowed to say that? Or am I out of line with FML policies again?