Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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L3Paparazzo
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its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P
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artc91
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Wow, i really can't figure out why that matters.
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L3Paparazzo
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its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P
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Tomahawk00984
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it's oompa-loompa. but I get what you're talking about, LOL.
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artc91
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4 - Really? Cmon... really bro?
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chili10
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tomahawk, really? i don't know.. I don't think that's what she meant.
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riceicle1
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Well Op is from Wigan so yeah everyone else we be an Oompa Loompa
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riceicle1
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Well Op is from Wigan so yeah everyone else we be an Oompa Loompa
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lalallamas
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or snooki...
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Agiggleaday
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Go swimming and get a tan that way.
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Gondile
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But you get to sing a bad ass song!
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newzealand
| 28
Chances are shes not, but lets say OP is a ginger.. you cant spray tan a ginger that's just cruel!!
You make me sick OP's mum!
You make me sick OP's mum!
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MilkShakez
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spray tanning a ginger would be like giving it a second disease
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princessRiRi97
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lol who really wants to look like the cast of the jersey shore besides jucieheads and granades
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herrobear
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Tell her to stfu and use flawless logic to make her feel dumb. Usually means you won.
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Imrussian24
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43-I would rather look like an oompa loompa...
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DrJesse
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108,aren't they basically the same thing?
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simranlove
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truetrue, 121. i get them confused all the time if i watch wily wonka after watching jersey shore :P
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lunargh
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@54 - swimming? Ha! You've never been to Wigan; if OP went swimming she'd be more likely to come back blue than tanned :P
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aregan_fml
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usually I don't get too tan underwater
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qqaz
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You tan more quickly when you're wet.
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fthislyfe
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hahaha she was right we've had enough of glittery vampires and stuff
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uglygurl
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wow go eat some poop!
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thunderbass13
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how'd twilight come from a fml about tanning?
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Agiggleaday
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Edward is white and OP is too. Glitters cool though so OP just needs to throw some on himself.
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Troy_K
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He never mentioned anything about Twilight. So you should ask yourself that question! lol.
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Takador
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"He" is a She...
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kc1997kc
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the OP's username is vampire, that is the root cause of the twilight reference
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alexdaguitarman
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anything but twilight:(
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whippymcdumb4zs
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it's extremely heartbreaking to know that the term "vampire" instantly makes people think of those half retarded books and movies.... :'(
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Troy_K
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70 - I'm making a comment to 46 who is the one that brought up Twilight. 46 is commenting on 2. 2 does not have their gender specified in their profile, and their name doesn't specify it either. Therefore, when a gender cannot be verified, it is masculine. Know what you're saying and talking about before you correct me please.
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wtfcammelcheese
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are half of these people retarded of course it's twilight they're the only vampires that sparkle hence the meme "vampires aren't supposed to sparkle"
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kei1108
| 13
Idk if I were you, I'd just put "he/she or "she/he". just to be safe.
because we shouldn't assume everything is male.. haha
because we shouldn't assume everything is male.. haha
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Darcon
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Looooool! FYL!
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EatnBeef
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get out in the sun more often lol. although, I'm not sure how it shines in the UK.
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XXizzlerXX
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spray tans make ppl look like carrots lol
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rattusrattus
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111 - it never shines here in the UK. Even when the sun is shining, its not really shining. We live under permanently rainy grey skies. :(
OK, I'm joking.
OK, I'm joking.
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ugliness
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up here in Scotland we've had about 3 sunny days this year :) hoping for 4
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ncvolley123
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Wow, how old are you?
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artc91
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Wow, i really can't figure out why that matters.
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SpeakingMyMind
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^win
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Sad_Little_Troll
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None of your business.
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1215116a
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5 should talk, she's only 13.
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SpeakingMyMind
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It's okay though, she has a blog; who wouldn't want to read about a 13 year old girls' life? *sarcasm*
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im_so_ninja
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104- I like your pic
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ncvolley123
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i would change my bio put the app crashes, and why r u guys spendin time to bag on
me? have no life I see
me? have no life I see
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nikazone
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Pretty sure it matters cause its un ethicly right to force someone underage to get a tan or to emotionally abuse someone ( your own daughter for fuck sakes ) just because they wont get a tan. Dunno if its illegal there but it is here. Fucked up world we live in when a mother hurts her child because of her looks.
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Tomahawk00984
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You know your mom was a sorority bitch when she's THAT obsessed with appearance that she's willing to make EVERYONE ELSE degrade to make herself (or whoever) look better.
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Darcon
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You r insulting OPs mother.. Thats harmful and u will hurt her feelings if she reads ur comment. U inconsiderate dehydrated camel
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artc91
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LOL! Dehydrated camel?!
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ninjacutie
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same here! I just keep getting paler! I prefer pale on me! some people naturally belong pale, and those of you who aren't naturally born pale and should be tan, I don't prefer spray tans cause it's fake but it's ENTIRELY THEIR CHOICE :P
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kingtz
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Dehydrated camel has just become my new favorite insult!
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1215116a
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8, I highly doubt op's mom will read these.
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1215116a
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Wrong comment and number....sorry I fail...here comes the thumbs down.... -.-
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bibit1990
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don't worry, I thumbed up to make you feel better..lol. :D
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DoubleRainbows
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i agree. in America, people pay to look tanned. but in asia, tanned people pay to look as white as possible.
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Norbury
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highly doubt that. Wigan being in the UK and all, where we don't have sororities. more likely she's a scally.
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odexy
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I never quite understood the obsession with tanning. I'm naturally very pale and I love it.
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dragonaair
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me too!
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patebishop
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You're probably very pale because you stay inside all day and never get out in the sun, emo bitch.
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ugliness
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I love my pale skin :D but for the most part my light sensitive migraines, my slight photophobia and Ginger genes I can't really go out :/ I'm like a vampire >:3
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odexy
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Yeah, no. First of all, I'm not emo. Second of all, I just plain don't tan. I can't use this Summer as an example because it's either been cold or rainy all month, but last year I spent 3 hours walking around Ottawa in 40+ degree weather and didn't even tan a bit. The next day I went canoeing for an hour and used a weaker SPF sunscreen but still no dice. I wanted to see what I looked like tan but I guess it just isn't in the cards for me.
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patebishop
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you look like a guy 157
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taka3000000o
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I'm naturally tan so I don't have a problem with tanning :D but then again I am Latino
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ATLforever7
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You only look like an oompa-loompa if the person doing it is a dumbass.
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TheDrifter
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You will to the rest of us. Did you think nobody notices the chemical dye orange/bronze color it turns you, even when done properly?
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ATLforever7
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I've only done it once since I'm naturally very pale, and I didn't have an orangey look at all. As long as you go for a color that looks natural, you won't get the oompa-loompa effect. But I can't argue with the fact that a lot of people who get it done overdo it.
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karagarren
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people seem to have a stereotype that anyone who does it even once will look like an oompa loompa. it looks fine if you do it once or twice. but after that you're a snooki.
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seracy13
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fuck your mom! rock the natural look baby :)
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Darcon
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why u saying to 'fuck her mum' ? She could be 80 for all u know. Motherfucker.
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stevendsi
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seracy13 was saying that her moms opinion doesn't matter
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deathmetalkill
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Fucking your mom would be gross, perv.
hehe
hehe
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marix54888
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188- grow up
and if my mom said that I would say "you and your tanness show a disrespect of individuality so shove it"
and if my mom said that I would say "you and your tanness show a disrespect of individuality so shove it"
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AnimalLover1031
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Good choice!!
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Soloman212
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Finally, someone understands! The OP is a huge jerk for disregarding the theme and being a party-pooper.
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iOceanus
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I'm only commenting so this FML will have 200 comments exactly because I like the look of that.
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DanniNell
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Was it some kind of Jersey Shore themed wedding?
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Aryan_Sheen
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fucker I was about to say that.
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golfcartdaze
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your picture is winning^^