FML : Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really...

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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lisa321 - / Thursday 2 April 2009 02:36 / United States

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By sleepless15_p | 0

#76598 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

By Stupidpeople | 0

#76610 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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By sleepless15_p | 0

#76598 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

stephaniepopatia | 0

#332598 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:12

april fools or not thats really fucking rude
if i was the manager i would ban you from there

harryman04 | 0

#840369 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:59

ydi for being a dumbass

hawxfighter_fml | 0

#970219 - Sunday 28 March 2010 23:49

when would starbucks run out of coffee?! I mean, common sense

rusrsbrah | 0

#2013894 - Thursday 27 January 2011 18:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mr_SpaceMonkey | 0

#2979869 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:55

Bleeping addicts..

claiiire_fml | 17

#3331362 - Friday 23 September 2011 5:45

198- have. Don't correct somebody's grammar if you're going to do it wrong.

Jimi_Rae | 15

#3517089 - Monday 31 October 2011 4:23

Several months back my local KFC ran out of chicken on the bone at 7pm. Sounds much the same to me :P

klimpomppp | 9

#5438695 - Sunday 7 April 2013 14:32

I agree, OP is, officially, a fuck nut

shrek1000 | 12

#6591407 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:44

did you cuss them out?

By CatieBabey | 0

#76599 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

as soon as I read the 2nd sentence, I realized they were April fooling you. YDI

By pinkdaisy | 0

#76600 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

jerk.

couchcat | 25

#6468162 - Monday 23 November 2015 6:56

Bitch is the word I would use.

By alex_vik | 0

#76601 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:51

/comments

By Stupidpeople | 0

#76610 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

noscope_ftw | 0

#1150593 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:19

have not of, and dude was an arsehole so he def deserved it

BumpkinsBigBash | 8

#6584290 - Wednesday 20 April 2016 14:51

it is illegal to stop servicing a customer

shrek1000 | 12

#6591410 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:46

no it isn't haven't you read the signs that said "we hold the right to stop serving for any reason"?

AmbrosiaFan | 10

#6606410 - Sunday 15 May 2016 16:33

actually #270 its not illegal.

By TydusArandor | 0

#76615 - Thursday 2 April 2009 9:58

You're an idiot. Listen to people when they try to explain things.

By spankyness | 0

#76624 - Thursday 2 April 2009 10:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Inspired22 | 11

#76625 - Thursday 2 April 2009 10:06

It just makes me laugh at how the typical American is so addicted to coffee. It's like unplugging an umbilical cord to deny someone their coffee! You must be stressed out. Calm down. There are enough horrible things in life to freak out about without freaking out over every little thing. I swear you are going to lose it if you continue that way!

tymarie2012 | 30

#2469571 - Friday 6 May 2011 22:25

not all americans are addicted to coffee.. I for one am not. I can't stand that stuff.

BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3056946 - Sunday 7 August 2011 10:56

Umm, unless your profile is incorrect, you're from Colorado, in the United States of America, making you an American.

jasmine1259 | 2

#4510155 - Saturday 2 June 2012 2:24

He never said he wasn't American, just that the typical one is addicted to it. That's actually pretty accurate.

Alexis2742 | 31

#5765865 - Saturday 23 November 2013 23:14

Lol #212 you say you hate when people post before they think, but that was something pretty stupid you posted

stingray112 | 24

#6193512 - Thursday 5 February 2015 16:44

U do realize that people who are actually "addicted to coffee" which comes from drinking it to much, get headaches and feel like crap if they don't have it yes?