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why would she strap anything on lol gross
haha my boyfriend says the same thing. on the inside he's probably scared but a little excited too. don't take it too seriously, OP.
I think it was in reference to Gone With the Wind, Scarlett was pregnant and Rhett pushed her down the stairs. She had a miscarriage.
I hear they are having a sale on wire hangers at Target!
Um. He didn't harm or kill her baby. The amount of serious business on here is ridiculous. Several of the comments say things like kill him, slap him, ect ect pot kettle bitches omg! Threats! Call the cops. And some of you are serious, where I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was kidding. What's worse, her boyfriend making a tasteless joke, or a woman thinking about getting "accidentally" pregnant and screwing up the rest of this guy's life because she's a selfish moron? Yeah.
hahahahah hes totally excited about having an unwanted kid, god your an idiot. id push her down the stairs too if i was him
WHAT DOES OP MEAN???
289 - Orange Primape.
Just pull him down with you.
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Show it anywayI'm below the hot girls, pun intended
The OP and her boyfriend are probably teenagers, of course he wouldn't want to be getting her pregnant.
Why would she dump him over not being ready to be a parent? I've told my girlfriend this multiple times, without her asking, too, since we know a lot of pregnant people(or people with kids) our age. I've also thrown in swift kick to the belly, forcing her to drink herself into the ER, and the classic wire hanger. She has a sense of humor so she laughs. This doesnt make me a psycho. When we thought she was pregnant, I was extremely supprotive while she went to the doctor and waited for the results. Worst two weeks ever, lol.
Yeah, seriously- I think it's weirder to ask what he would do if she accidently got prego than his obviously meant to be humorous reply. Get a sense of humor
I'm assuming it was a Joke in witch case you didn't get it
well fine haters, I'm just saying that if my boyfriend ever said that, I would break up with him for being insensitive, and a bastard who would actually do that. also, I would pull a restraining order if he ever DID that. calm down!
number 2, **** up you little pre-teen
honestly I think it's hilarious. and I'm sure he was kidding. don't be so melodramatic.
139 and 153. you are the ones that need to relax! she just expressed her opinion, and yes mind your small heads, that IS allowed. and she never said she was having sex. geeze control yourselves.
lol 50 2 your profile says you were born in 1997. why the **** do you even have a boyfriend when you're 13? ugh stupid little kids *facepalm*
oh my dear tweethead, shall we go back to the basics. she never said she was discussing it with her boyfriend,she clearly said IF. which my fellow fml-er only implies future occurrences. and that is so completely beside the matter. the fact is she's only 13 and you are basically insulting her. you are bullying someone who is many years younger than you, and that's absolute nonsense. next time you point your fingers at other peoples spots make sure to check if your hands are clean.
mental midget! ahahah.
that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.
mine too omg..
my mom told me "Sex can wait, **********."
#66 My mom didn't even want me doing that. She told me that "masturbation is bad." Sadly, I'm not joking...
my dad said he'd chop off my girls. kidd
67 I was kidding. but your mom sounds like a great person. lmao
#135 Yep, she's a real hoot and half.
What, does your dad expect you to be old and wrinkly with no kids?
wow what an asshole. He doesn't deserve you. FYL
Why waste time with stairs? Punch her stomache!
I know that's wrong, but it made me LOL. Win. Good luck with that whole scenario if you really were pregnant.
NOT ******* FUNNY >:/ this happend to my would-be younger brother 2 years ago
exactly. so now that everything is cleared up we can all continue to lol (:
Omfg :S thats just.. wrong:O KILL HIM =D
don't feed the troll..!
that is pretty cute actually. a "nice" flight of stairs. sounds nice.
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You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.
that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.