By vikinggirl - Australia
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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  pink_mx_braap  |  0

well I really hope you aren't...but if you are I'd check on some state laws, bc some states will try whoever harmed or killed your baby for attempted murder or murder...


83 - The comment 62 made didn't say SHE had to strap one on. It said, "better strap on a extra condom," so that could mean that 62 was suggesting it for the boyfriend.

  Emrysa  |  1

Um. He didn't harm or kill her baby.
The amount of serious business on here is ridiculous.
Several of the comments say things like kill him, slap him, ect ect pot kettle bitches
omg! Threats! Call the cops. And some of you are serious, where I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was kidding.
What's worse, her boyfriend making a tasteless joke, or a woman thinking about getting "accidentally" pregnant and screwing up the rest of this guy's life because she's a selfish moron? Yeah.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Why would she dump him over not being ready to be a parent?

I've told my girlfriend this multiple times, without her asking, too, since we know a lot of pregnant people(or people with kids) our age. I've also thrown in swift kick to the belly, forcing her to drink herself into the ER, and the classic wire hanger. She has a sense of humor so she laughs.

This doesnt make me a psycho.

When we thought she was pregnant, I was extremely supprotive while she went to the doctor and waited for the results. Worst two weeks ever, lol.

  skittle68  |  0

Yeah, seriously- I think it's weirder to ask what he would do if she accidently got prego than his obviously meant to be humorous reply. Get a sense of humor

  AlexisSilver  |  10

well fine haters, I'm just saying that if my boyfriend ever said that, I would break up with him for being insensitive, and a bastard who would actually do that. also, I would pull a restraining order if he ever DID that. calm down!


139 and 153. you are the ones that need to relax!
she just expressed her opinion, and yes mind your small heads, that IS allowed.
and she never said she was having sex. geeze control yourselves.

  ZleveL  |  0

lol 50

2 your profile says you were born in 1997. why the fuck do you even have a boyfriend when you're 13?

ugh stupid little kids *facepalm*


oh my dear tweethead, shall we go back to the basics.
she never said she was discussing it with her boyfriend,she clearly said IF. which my fellow fml-er only implies future occurrences.

and that is so completely beside the matter. the fact is she's only 13 and you are basically insulting her.
you are bullying someone who is many years younger than you, and that's absolute nonsense.

next time you point your fingers at other peoples spots make sure to check if your hands are clean.

By  Zigma_fml  |  0

PFFFFTHHH! (Written sound effect of a spit-take.) This was the funniest mean thing I've heard in a while!

But seriously, dump him. Or just don't get pregnant. Pretty simple.