By I’m bushiest - 27/12/2018 22:00 - Australia - Bankstown
The Top
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By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug
By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 13:08 - United States
Wonderful
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Dumbass
By SpookyBiscuits - 27/12/2016 16:27
Here in my car, I feel safest of all
By Geric Brawner - 12/05/2017 22:00
Training day
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By Partyofthree - 06/06/2017 00:00
Shitty customers
By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood
By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles
Severus_Snape_ tells us more.
By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage
By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States
By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania
Not going well, is it?
By tedfragle - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
Tu as compris ?
By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States
Goodbye, 7 years of sobriety...
By Mash-brakketz - 25/10/2017 22:26
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By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart
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By 21anddumb - 08/01/2018 23:23
Noel J Reed tells us more.
Hi, op here. So I understand that while strawberries aren’t technically berries, I am in fact still allergic to them and pretty much every berry and berry like fruit, I’ve been hospitalized due to this so we all take it very seriously. And btw lobby_bee I’m not only a barely 5’2 woman, I’m a psychology major who is open to talk to you about all this anger you have for random people on the internet. Oh, and you misspelled grateful :)
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00
My package
By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00
You what now?
By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States
The truth
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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
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Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.