By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
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thawny_fml 21
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That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

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LostInTheZone11 29

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

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klutzyduck1 24
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Wow you think you'd just squeeze your eyes closed after the first time, peeing in the datk's not bad...normally it's a self correcting mistake. However, at work when I have to go the ER, I always hit my head on the tvs because they're above eye level. Hopefully it won't happen again for you.

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LostInTheZone11 29

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

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M3DO 24

"Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper and let it rain on you."-J.Cole

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hkhan24 23
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..

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ellabellaboom 24
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Ahh, you're about a couple seconds late there, bud.

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thawny_fml 21
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That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

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hman1025 17
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*checks location* Yep.

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Garagedwella 26
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Obligatory "Snakes on a Plane" reference

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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Those things are supposed to be installed about 8+ feet from the ground, preferably up where the wall meets the ceiling. So either you are a professional basketball player, or the guy who installed it is an idiot.

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Recon13x 9
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I'm so sorry OP ... I LOLed.

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SomeRandomUser 19
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Exactly how short are you?

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Jord_Fox 14

Why did you look up again?

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species4872 19

At the very least you have impeccable timing.

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DickButt1 10
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I kinda feel like you deserve it for going back the the exact same urinal. Unless that was the only one, on the other hand, then FYL

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