By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
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That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

LostInTheZone11 28

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

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Wow you think you'd just squeeze your eyes closed after the first time, peeing in the datk's not bad...normally it's a self correcting mistake. However, at work when I have to go the ER, I always hit my head on the tvs because they're above eye level. Hopefully it won't happen again for you.

LostInTheZone11 28

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

"Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper and let it rain on you."-J.Cole

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..

Ahh, you're about a couple seconds late there, bud.

That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

*checks location* Yep.

Obligatory "Snakes on a Plane" reference

Those things are supposed to be installed about 8+ feet from the ground, preferably up where the wall meets the ceiling. So either you are a professional basketball player, or the guy who installed it is an idiot.

I'm so sorry OP ... I LOLed.

Exactly how short are you?

Why did you look up again?

species4872 19

At the very least you have impeccable timing.

I kinda feel like you deserve it for going back the the exact same urinal. Unless that was the only one, on the other hand, then FYL