Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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xobeachbabe 0
Be careful what you wish for!
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?
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dancingdoggy 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First! But that does suck!
hellawagon 0
That must have been a big piece of cheese... & Why would you say you want their dog to die anyway.
zrjones 0
photos or this never really happened
nativebacon 0
#24 - You must be an atheist.
Ucla_cupcake 0
She was joking
brutallyhonest24 0
@30, you must not be able to tell when someone is joking
thealliance 0
YDI FOR NOT MAKING ME A SANDWICH
Imawhalerider 0
cheese head till death we salute you.
the_stereotype 0
why is it karma if it was a joke? she just dropped some cheese. i standby FYL
drano 0
karma to the dog for stealing the cheese
No_Heart 0
Karma wouldn't kill a dog for stealing cheese, sounds more like the work of god.
TheLetterZero 7
But since there is no God, it was probably just a coincidence.
Gunpar 0
You don't know much about dogs, do you?
soundgarden84 0
It's actually very possible to train your dog not to dart after food that is dropped on the floor. It's especially important when there are children in the household. What if something else like chocolate was dropped? That's why it's good to teach your dog table manners.
darren824 0
indeed
JustSoLost 8
AWW! Poor dog. :( LMAO! I feel bad for you.
brenkite 5
athirst asshole
brenkite 5
*atheist and at 117
xobeachbabe 0
Be careful what you wish for!
TXjuggalo972 6
at least I was in the kitchen makin me a sammich
loveanthony645 5
Cause you just might get it, you just might get it.
alexanderavatar 24
well i dont think she is friends with him anymore
The_Truth 0
Careful what you wish for.
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Wow. Talk about karma..
latkematzoball 0
WHO IS THIS KARMA PERSON?!!!???i hear about her everywhere!!!!
driedpeaches 0
funny, i feel the same way about you...
captivemj 4
karma is a totally misunderstood concept!! it doesnt affect u in this life, it effects u in ur next life!! its a hindu concept of how ones deed affects the person in their next life!! so if ur a bad person, u will suffer in ur next life, but if ur a good person, u will be rewarded in ur next life! notice it says life!! the hindu religion believes that we are born like 9 times!! and everytime we are born, we become a different animal!! to become a man, in ur last life u should have done very good deeds. so the punishment for bad deeds could be that u become another animal!! its a complex concept everyone here says "karma is a bitch" or similar dont have a clue as to wat the heck karma is!!
alicianoar 7
karma isn't real.
helloimjoshlol 0
#97 amazing : ) i read about that in social studys :D lol
llamas_eat_kids 0
:( awwe thats so sad, ihope you choke and die .
No_Heart 0
.....................WHY?
dannnn_fml 0
allready did :)
Skimbap 0
Wtf language are you speaking?
Tequila_Hilton 3
hahahahaha!
ily_hun996 0
2 lessons here... -Karma's a bitch. -Careful what you wish for!
junaho 0
How the hell is that karma? Maybe for the dog, because he stole the cheddar. But why should the dog suffer just because she's randomly saying that she hopes it dies? That's not how karma works.
redbluegreen 41
Even that's not how Karma works. The whole situation is just incredibly ironic. Oh, by the way, I love your icon junaho. Hayley Williams?
bltmn 0
#27 is right - that's not how Karma works. If she killed the dog on purpose, then choked on the cheese herself - that would be Karma.
ohaliciamarie 0
hahahahaha you're hilarious but so right. lmao
Sparkey 0
Actually no. If she died and came back as a dog and then coked on a piece of cheddar - THAT would be karma.
Koalafrau_fml 0
I wish you to become a millionaire. .. ... Did it work? No? I failed to make you richer by only wishing it... So how can the OP have made a dog die by talking??? Does cheese give such a bad breath? I think the dog died from choking on a cheese chunk it had stolen. Ill got, ill spent. If speech were so powerful, many dog owners I pass by would have received their dogs' freshly pooped-on-the-pavement-and-not-picked-up ***** in their faces.
BW3Cmart 3
Best post in here. Plus why are people in here bitching at the owner of the dog for not training it right, every dog i have ever met would eat fallen scraps of food.
daiviko 0
you fail for not using the word "ironic" correctly.
Whatsername515 0
Amen to what #6 said. Why would you even say/think something like that against a dog?
roxycat97 0
omg WTF? my name is Karma O_O
carlomanden 5
karma affects you in the next life idiots!! not like oh no i rubbed a bank ill get killed by a metheor!!!
screwtaylor 0
That's what the dog gets for being a greedy pig.
smartalek 2
choke and die.
rollingbandit 1
wtf is wrong with you
Pandasaur 0
Oops. Sucks about your friend's dog. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're some kind of witch now.
time4coffee 3
The dog should FML but then his poor life is over. He really got the short end of the stick here
k1ng 0
animal killer!!!!!
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?
Ucla_cupcake 0
lol