Today, I still can't poop unless I hear the sound of the bathroom fan. FML
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ltwlty
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20/9/2016 07:07
- China - Beijing
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
It does cover unpleasant noises and suck up some of the unpleasant smell. I don't blame you.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Gotta love those conditioned responses. You get so used to things being a certain way, that you can't function normally without those factors.
I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.
I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.
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emh86
| 14
I am similar to you. I have to have some form of white noise.
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egnur_mas
| 19
My sister was the same when she was young, she would have the fan on even in winter, and get colds from it just for the noise.
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lukian_fml
| 29
Most people point them at a wall to prevent this. But you can get white noise devices these days, no/little air movement!
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jessmonkey
| 15
That's why I never liked those dyson "noiseless" fans. What's the damn point lol
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mermaidkeels
| 26
Dinner at Taco Bell should fix that!
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jbuckets_404
| 38
#3: Why? Does Taco Bell have loud fans in their bathrooms?
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sonasonic
| 34
Unfortunately, Taco Bell isn't available in China. They're gonna need to find another laxative.
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Devolution
| 8
I listen to a specific song whenever I'm doing my daily paperwork. Once you get into odd habits, it's hard to break them.
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Midnitethud
| 3
If you're that hell bent on basking in your own glory, you could always record the sound of the fan and play it through your iPod.
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el_Jeffe_D
| 11
Just be careful the shit doesn't hit the fan
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Lalala579121
| 27
Instructions unclear, shit stuck in ceiling fan.
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hkhan24
| 23
Record the sound on your phone and play it every time you want to poop. Also there's probably a YouTube clip out there that continuously plays the sound of a bathroom fan.
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species4872
| 19
So your a big fan?
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tyrianLftw
| 6
this does not seem worthy of an fml. maybe mlia?
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nodai
| 13
I'm just the opposite, it bothers the hell out of me AND I poop after showering a good 70% of the time, making me have to reshower... Needless to say, I feel your pain.
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egnur_mas
| 19
And then when you reshower does it make you want to poop again?
I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.