By ltwlty - 20/09/2016 07:07 - China - Beijing

Today, I still can't poop unless I hear the sound of the bathroom fan. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Gotta love those conditioned responses. You get so used to things being a certain way, that you can't function normally without those factors. I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.

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mermaidkeels 26

Dinner at Taco Bell should fix that!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Gotta love those conditioned responses. You get so used to things being a certain way, that you can't function normally without those factors. I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.

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emh86 14

I am similar to you. I have to have some form of white noise.

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egnur_mas 19

My sister was the same when she was young, she would have the fan on even in winter, and get colds from it just for the noise.

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lukian_fml 29

Most people point them at a wall to prevent this. But you can get white noise devices these days, no/little air movement!

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jessmonkey 15

That's why I never liked those dyson "noiseless" fans. What's the damn point lol

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mermaidkeels 26

Dinner at Taco Bell should fix that!

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jbuckets_404 38

#3: Why? Does Taco Bell have loud fans in their bathrooms?

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sonasonic 34

Unfortunately, Taco Bell isn't available in China. They're gonna need to find another laxative.

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Devolution 8

I listen to a specific song whenever I'm doing my daily paperwork. Once you get into odd habits, it's hard to break them.

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Midnitethud 3

If you're that hell bent on basking in your own glory, you could always record the sound of the fan and play it through your iPod.

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el_Jeffe_D 11

Just be careful the shit doesn't hit the fan

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Lalala579121 27

Instructions unclear, shit stuck in ceiling fan.

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hkhan24 23

Record the sound on your phone and play it every time you want to poop. Also there's probably a YouTube clip out there that continuously plays the sound of a bathroom fan.

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species4872 19

So your a big fan?

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tyrianLftw 6

this does not seem worthy of an fml. maybe mlia?

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nodai 13

I'm just the opposite, it bothers the hell out of me AND I poop after showering a good 70% of the time, making me have to reshower... Needless to say, I feel your pain.

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egnur_mas 19

And then when you reshower does it make you want to poop again?

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, buy one of those personal battery-operated hand fans - if you don't want to drop your phone (while it plays audio of the original ceiling exhaust fan) anywhere CLOSE to a toilet?

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