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Today, I still can't poop unless I hear the sound of the bathroom fan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ltwlty / Tuesday 20 September 2016 07:07 / China - Beijing

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6700739 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:04

It does cover unpleasant noises and suck up some of the unpleasant smell. I don't blame you.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6700740 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:05

Gotta love those conditioned responses. You get so used to things being a certain way, that you can't function normally without those factors. I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6700739 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:04

It does cover unpleasant noises and suck up some of the unpleasant smell. I don't blame you.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6700740 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:05

emh86 | 11

#6700831 - Sunday 9 October 2016 01:35

I am similar to you. I have to have some form of white noise.

egnur_mas | 19

#6700845 - Sunday 9 October 2016 02:41

My sister was the same when she was young, she would have the fan on even in winter, and get colds from it just for the noise.

lukian_fml | 29

#6700983 - Monday 10 October 2016 01:22

Most people point them at a wall to prevent this. But you can get white noise devices these days, no/little air movement!

jessmonkey | 15

#6701071 - Monday 10 October 2016 05:28

That's why I never liked those dyson "noiseless" fans. What's the damn point lol

By mermaidkeels | 25

#6700742 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:07

Dinner at Taco Bell should fix that!

jbuckets_404 | 32

#6700786 - Sunday 9 October 2016 10:23

#3: Why? Does Taco Bell have loud fans in their bathrooms?

sonasonic | 33

#6700819 - Sunday 9 October 2016 12:57

Unfortunately, Taco Bell isn't available in China. They're gonna need to find another laxative.

By Devolution | 8

#6700745 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:20

I listen to a specific song whenever I'm doing my daily paperwork. Once you get into odd habits, it's hard to break them.

By Midnitethud | 3

#6700746 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:28

If you're that hell bent on basking in your own glory, you could always record the sound of the fan and play it through your iPod.

By el_Jeffe_D | 11

#6700751 - Sunday 9 October 2016 07:58

Just be careful the shit doesn't hit the fan

Lalala579121 | 27

#6700824 - Sunday 9 October 2016 01:09

Instructions unclear, shit stuck in ceiling fan.

By hkhan24 | 23

#6700755 - Sunday 9 October 2016 08:15

Record the sound on your phone and play it every time you want to poop. Also there's probably a YouTube clip out there that continuously plays the sound of a bathroom fan.

By species4872 | 19

#6700758 - Sunday 9 October 2016 08:27

So your a big fan?

By tyrianLftw | 6

#6700759 - Sunday 9 October 2016 08:33

this does not seem worthy of an fml. maybe mlia?

By nodai | 13

#6700774 - Sunday 9 October 2016 09:31

I'm just the opposite, it bothers the hell out of me AND I poop after showering a good 70% of the time, making me have to reshower... Needless to say, I feel your pain.