Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, we overheard a customer in our store talking on the phone about how she'd been exposed to someone positive for COVID-19, and was supposed to be at home in quarantine just in case. The terrifying thing is how many other people come into our store when they shouldn't. FML
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Anna_Lu_Minum 9
She should be arrest for assault
Sady_Ct 38
In Australia that’s considered a federal crime with life in prison as the result. If your story is tru talk to the police, and notify your manager
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Anna_Lu_Minum 9
She should be arrest for assault
Sady_Ct 38
In Australia that’s considered a federal crime with life in prison as the result. If your story is tru talk to the police, and notify your manager
Bamisoep 9
Same here in the Netherlands, we just got two men in jail for doing something like that. Get her arrested.
Nick Meyer 5
Sucks that she disrespected you like that. Luckily, as an essential worker, your immune system has built itself up to the point that this won't effect you. But, damn, what a psycho!
rotflqtms_ 21
...we as essential workers can get it too... If we aren't careful, we can get it and we can die. Can't tell you how many of my fellow nurses have died after getting this. We are not safe from it just because we are essential workers. We are at risk, but we go out there and do it anyway.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
ignorance isn't a good look...
skippydoda 32
I got the joke
itisme_fml 9
(Assuming that this is true), was she arrested for assault or not? Just touching a customer care agent, let alone with a potential infectious agent, can lead to assault charges. And did you wash your face well afterwards? If you didn’t breath in enough of the viruses, you might be in the clear.
GamerChickxoxo 16
"intentionally spreading an infectious disease" is a serious crime and you can defiantly sue.Pull any camera footage, or if you remember the persons name from the results they pulled out.Make sure theres a report of this at work.Sue that asshole into the ground and youll never have to work again, if you survive that is. good luck. youve got nothing to lose at this point so get on the phone with a lawyer.
spinspinsugar 12
angry customer with covid or not, nofuckingbody should be touching you!
MsMourningStar 22
At the very least that’s assault. Depending on what country you’re in is how much trouble they can get into. Here in the US something like that is considered an act of terrorism. Would definitely report her, you’re not the only one she’s being an asshole to like this. More people that can be protected from her, the better. Sorry she risked your health like that.
newwitch2010 11
And that’s when you get them banned permanently and arrested for terrorism.
xXPikachuXx 21
File a police report. That's actually illegal.
jagnic233 2
I'd be calling the cops if this is actually true