By fucktheearth - 20/04/2016 03:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
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Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.


alex_the_tiger 14

Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.

Exactly what I was thinking. Kind of setting up a "boy who cried wolf" situation with the paramedics. Hope they don't ignore any real emergencies you might have in the future.

They say the silent sneeze attack is deadly. On the serious side OP, it was just a mistake. Talk to your coworkers about the "seizures" you are having. I'm sure they will understand.

At least your coworkers are looking out for you.

Right? Too many people nowadays are only concerned with their own lives and won't take the time to help someone else in need.

Well at least your coworkers are worried about you.

Let's hope you don't ever get a real seizure and end up in a boy-who-cried-wolf kind of situation.

You'd think they'd know better by now.

BDanzeisen 20

The skip the "are you all right" straight to a 911 call

Well, if you think someone is having a seizure, you don't have the time to stop to ask if they're OK. It's a life or death situation.

BDanzeisen 20

It might have been different coworkers calling 911 each time. It's also entirely possible to develop a seizure disorder suddenly and without knowing.