Intimacy: Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The...

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 05:35

Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 16:02

That's so hot!

Gringo_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

Threesome?

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YerPal 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:02

That's so hot!

KingsofOmega 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:02

LOL

JD797 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:03

Sounds like you're not missing out on much, lol...

ravirobin 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:04

HAHAHA, can't stop laughing.... you should have taken picture and showed it to them later...

scorpioserpent 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

awww sucks for being too nice :/

Gringo_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

Threesome?

theosguardian 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

what did you expect... three gay guys in one car and two were drunk... you should have joined in :)

Jaywin 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:15

Number 6 has the right idea. You're in a great position for a threesome. Go for it!

Sure_Thing 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:17

And THIS is why you always take public transportation.

intensify 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:17

I'm not sure why you were going out with both guys at the same time... there's no way this could have turned out well

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