FML : Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with...

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Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sad_gay - / Thursday 16 April 2009 08:40 / United States

Intimacy

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By YerPal | 0

#115940 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:02

That's so hot!

By Gringo_fml | 0

#115951 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:06

Threesome?

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By YerPal | 0

#115940 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:02

That's so hot!

By KingsofOmega | 0

#115941 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:02

LOL

By JD797 | 0

#115946 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:03

Sounds like you're not missing out on much, lol...

By ravirobin | 0

#115947 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:04

HAHAHA, can't stop laughing.... you should have taken picture and showed it to them later...

By scorpioserpent | 1

#115950 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:06

awww sucks for being too nice :/

By Gringo_fml | 0

#115951 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:06

Threesome?

By theosguardian | 0

#115955 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:06

what did you expect... three gay guys in one car and two were drunk... you should have joined in :)

By Jaywin | 3

#115978 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:15

Number 6 has the right idea. You're in a great position for a threesome. Go for it!

By Sure_Thing | 0

#115982 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:17

And THIS is why you always take public transportation.

By intensify | 0

#115985 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:17

I'm not sure why you were going out with both guys at the same time... there's no way this could have turned out well

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