By Anonymous - 25/07/2016 21:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess you "can" say you have "zero" chance. Fyl

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danm_1 28

It's okay to start out as friends. Perhaps she's just not ready for the whole relationship as yet or perhaps you never made it clear enough to her what your feelings are. Be her friend, get to know each other more then see what happens after. If she still only wants to be friends, then yeah it sucks for you, but respect her wishes and try and move. If it's not her, then you will eventually find someone who can reciprocate your feelings. Now I'm going to try and get that Toy Story song out my head. All the best, OP

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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess you "can" say you have "zero" chance. Fyl

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Skycop_S 23

Don't know whether to hate your pun or love it

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Sounds like a pretty epic friend because this girl is definitely awesome

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danm_1 28

It's okay to start out as friends. Perhaps she's just not ready for the whole relationship as yet or perhaps you never made it clear enough to her what your feelings are. Be her friend, get to know each other more then see what happens after. If she still only wants to be friends, then yeah it sucks for you, but respect her wishes and try and move. If it's not her, then you will eventually find someone who can reciprocate your feelings. Now I'm going to try and get that Toy Story song out my head. All the best, OP

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AnthraxPrincess 18

I agree with everything you said. I was completely oblivious to my boyfriends feelings for me and always said how great a friend he was and posted on social media about my "best friend" all the time. Everyone thought he was "friendzoned" like crazy. One day he just grabbed my hand and was like "I /like/ you" and I was like "oh, why didn't you say that? The feeling is mutual." And here we are almost a year later. All hope is not gone OP, and even if you can never date her she seems like a really nice girl with an awesome sense of humor. You're lucky to have a friend like that.

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LyricaSilvan 29

The people downvoting your comment are more than likely guys who got friend zoned and are pissed off because they didn't get their "happy ending."

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soullyfe 33

12: My assumption is that some people are probably wondering why she didn't say anything first rather than waiting until the guy said something since she also liked him in return.

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thawny_fml 21

Also, contrary to popular belief she doesn't owe OP shit for him being nice to her.

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annalily5 28

If he doesn't legitimately value her as a friend, than I really hope he doesn't do that. It's one thing if he hopes something more will come, but honestly would be ok with being her friend too, but it's really sucky to pretend to be someone's friend only to disappear on them the moment you realize you're not getting in the person's pants.

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John_in_Oz 10

If she doesn't owe him shit then she shouldn't give him shit.

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Monday_funday 25

Ah big hugs OP. But at least you get to be friends with an awesome person

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Jaraxxus_fml 15

Ouch. Are you sure she was cool with the flirting?

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angelnursery 18

ohh yeah, there's this guy who's always flirting with me even though I keep rejecting him be turning him down, and he's told me that I friendzoned him before.

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Jaraxxus_fml 15

I suppose there's a fine line between persistence and stupidity, huh?

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RememberSchlitz 9

Plot twist: she sent you that while she was having sex with one of your friends.

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Crossing 17

I guess no one noticed the play on words?

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DeadxManxWalking 27

well I mean if you look deeper you can be "in" her as a friend.

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Lalala579121 27

Nah man, she shared a coke with you. And according to all the commercials that means you're going to be together forever.

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