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Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Chance115 - / Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:30 /

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By Leeono | 25

#7686640 - Sunday 2 September 2018 9:52

Low blow man, low blow.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7691715 - Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:48

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

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By Leeono | 25

#7686640 - Sunday 2 September 2018 9:52

Low blow man, low blow.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7691715 - Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:48

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

By pjsr | 31

#7691720 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 0:10

That’s a little scary

By Taurus_ChicKa | 34

#7691750 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:17

Who gets the short end of the stick now?! You do!

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7691751 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:18

100% YDI! Seriously, it’s not even mid-September. Stop premature holiday decorating!!

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Cali | 53

#7692123 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 17:01

Are you joking or serious? There are tons of year-round haunted houses.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7691813 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 6:12

the shortest ghosts are always the angriest

By skippydoda | 30

#7691859 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 8:39

Details are needed

By carlgrimes47 | 12

#7691926 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 10:45

You've gone and pissed off Chucky

By melisssa87 | 28

#7692051 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 15:05

Little people still has it in them, don’t mess with them or you end up with one leg

By Abbusser | 8

#7692059 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 15:33

We don't use that word. It's "Spectrally Accessible..."

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