By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30

Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
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Leeono 26
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Low blow man, low blow.

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RichardPencil 30
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We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

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Leeono 26
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Low blow man, low blow.

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RichardPencil 30
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We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

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pjsr 32
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That’s a little scary

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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Who gets the short end of the stick now?! You do!

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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100% YDI! Seriously, it’s not even mid-September. Stop premature holiday decorating!!

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Cali 54
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Are you joking or serious? There are tons of year-round haunted houses.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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the shortest ghosts are always the angriest

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skippydoda 32
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Details are needed

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carlgrimes47 13
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You've gone and pissed off Chucky

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noodle6 5
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Today in things that didn't happen. There's no haunted houses in September, way to lie for attention.

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whyisitincapital 25
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They have the gift of precognition; they were able to tell you were going to refer to them as a 'midget' instead of more PC terms, hence why they dislocated your knee.

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