By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30

Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 632
You deserved it 292

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Low blow man, low blow.

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

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Low blow man, low blow.

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

That’s a little scary

Who gets the short end of the stick now?! You do!

100% YDI! Seriously, it’s not even mid-September. Stop premature holiday decorating!!

Are you joking or serious? There are tons of year-round haunted houses.

the shortest ghosts are always the angriest

Details are needed

You've gone and pissed off Chucky

Today in things that didn't happen. There's no haunted houses in September, way to lie for attention.

They have the gift of precognition; they were able to tell you were going to refer to them as a 'midget' instead of more PC terms, hence why they dislocated your knee.