It wasn't me

By Florida Girl - 09/03/2019 12:00

Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time today and learned that his mom is from the same area as my dad. Before I could tell a funny story of my dad’s senior prank, his mom said during her senior year, some asshole spray-painted their school mascot on their football field. That was my dad’s senior prank. FML
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Your dad was an asshole. And that story isn't funny at all.

That's the read you got from it? I thought the dad spray painted a picture of his own school's mascot on the surface of the football field of the boyfriend's mother's school.

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Your dad was an asshole. And that story isn't funny at all.

We were all young and dumb at one point, hopefully the dad grew up. And the mom didn’t hold the son responsible

Or the dad's daughter (OP).

I went by the picture the op is a women

Of course she didn't. Her son wasn't responsible for it. His girlfriend's dad was.

Your dad was apparently an asshole and it speaks to your character that you find his antics hilarious.

Your dad bullied, and probably psychologically scarred, some poor kid in a costume as his "senior prank." Before calling something funny, put yourself in that situation. Would you like being in some bulky costume while someone spray paints you against your will? In a very public place, no less? If you wouldn't find it funny happening to you, think long and hard about yourself before calling it funny when it happens to someone else

That's the read you got from it? I thought the dad spray painted a picture of his own school's mascot on the surface of the football field of the boyfriend's mother's school.

You misunderstood the story. Her dad snuck in at night and painted the image of his school’s mascot on the field of the mom’s high school. No people were assaulted. CTFD

I think a lot of people are going to misunderstand this one. What he did doesn't really sound like that big of a deal, really. So he spray-painted a picture on a field. Whoopdie do.

Turns out the asshole gene is dominant. There’s at least a 75% chance you’re going to make your boyfriend late to his mom’s funeral by wasting 15 minutes selecting a shirt.

thehaystackerine 20

It could be worse... by the end of the first sentence, I thought you were going to say that your boyfriend is also your half brother.

My dad’s senior prank was to steal a life size fake cow and tow it to his campus. He was caught and ended up spending the night in jail to scare him. THAT’S a funny story.

Keep it on the DL for now, lol

There's not a lot of exciting stuff happening in your area, is there?

Not really sure why he's an asshole...? I agree, it's not that funny, but it doesn't make him an asshole. Lol

I’m so confused, he spray painted a person in a suit or spray painted a pic or the mascot on the turf??