Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time today and learned that his mom is from the same area as my dad. Before I could tell a funny story about my dad’s senior prank, his mom said that during her senior year, some asshole spray painted their school mascot on their football field. That was my dad’s senior prank. FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Your dad was an asshole. And that story isn't funny at all.
Dave_Davington 35
That's the read you got from it? I thought the dad spray painted a picture of his own school's mascot on the surface of the football field of the boyfriend's mother's school.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Your dad was an asshole. And that story isn't funny at all.
jbuckets_404 39
Or the dad's daughter (OP).
bloopaloop 27
Yes it is!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Of course she didn't. Her son wasn't responsible for it. His girlfriend's dad was.
bl3ur0z3 17
Your dad was apparently an asshole and it speaks to your character that you find his antics hilarious.
dedanjel 33
Your dad bullied, and probably psychologically scarred, some poor kid in a costume as his "senior prank." Before calling something funny, put yourself in that situation. Would you like being in some bulky costume while someone spray paints you against your will? In a very public place, no less? If you wouldn't find it funny happening to you, think long and hard about yourself before calling it funny when it happens to someone else
Dave_Davington 35
That's the read you got from it? I thought the dad spray painted a picture of his own school's mascot on the surface of the football field of the boyfriend's mother's school.
RichardPencil 32
You misunderstood the story. Her dad snuck in at night and painted the image of his school’s mascot on the field of the mom’s high school. No people were assaulted. CTFD
tounces7 28
I think a lot of people are going to misunderstand this one. What he did doesn't really sound like that big of a deal, really. So he spray-painted a picture on a field. Whoopdie do.
RichardPencil 32
Turns out the asshole gene is dominant. There’s at least a 75% chance you’re going to make your boyfriend late to his mom’s funeral by wasting 15 minutes selecting a shirt.
thehaystackerine 20
It could be worse... by the end of the first sentence, I thought you were going to say that your boyfriend is also your half brother.
raven_of_azarath 35
My dad’s senior prank was to steal a life size fake cow and tow it to his campus. He was caught and ended up spending the night in jail to scare him. THAT’S a funny story.
Jonkbaby 23
Keep it on the DL for now, lol
mssileas 25
There's not a lot of exciting stuff happening in your area, is there?
Zombies8MyJessa 2
Not really sure why he's an asshole...? I agree, it's not that funny, but it doesn't make him an asshole. Lol
purplepixie23 16
I’m so confused, he spray painted a person in a suit or spray painted a pic or the mascot on the turf??