By Florida Girl

It wasn't me

Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time today and learned that his mom is from the same area as my dad. Before I could tell a funny story of my dad’s senior prank, his mom said during her senior year, some asshole spray-painted their school mascot on their football field. That was my dad’s senior prank. FML
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By  dedanjel  |  33

Your dad bullied, and probably psychologically scarred, some poor kid in a costume as his "senior prank."
Before calling something funny, put yourself in that situation. Would you like being in some bulky costume while someone spray paints you against your will? In a very public place, no less? If you wouldn't find it funny happening to you, think long and hard about yourself before calling it funny when it happens to someone else

  Dave_Davington  |  33

That's the read you got from it? I thought the dad spray painted a picture of his own school's mascot on the surface of the football field of the boyfriend's mother's school.

  RichardPencil  |  30

You misunderstood the story.

Her dad snuck in at night and painted the image of his school’s mascot on the field of the mom’s high school. No people were assaulted. CTFD

  tounces7  |  27

I think a lot of people are going to misunderstand this one. What he did doesn't really sound like that big of a deal, really. So he spray-painted a picture on a field. Whoopdie do.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Turns out the asshole gene is dominant.

There’s at least a 75% chance you’re going to make your boyfriend late to his mom’s funeral by wasting 15 minutes selecting a shirt.

By  thehaystackerine  |  20

It could be worse... by the end of the first sentence, I thought you were going to say that your boyfriend is also your half brother.