Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
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nel15
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hahahahaha your mom is hilarious....relax, it was just a joke.
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purple990
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thats awsome they're the cooloest people ever to hang out with, and at least your momma and boyfriend dont hate each other, geez be grateful
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Ziltiod94
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thats a fucked up mom and boyfriend
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ChrisWasHere
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No, it's actually not fucked up. At least you have a boyfriend.
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bekahshae
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Oh come on, shut up. It's a joke. I could definitely see my mom doing that with my boyfriend. I'm expecting this was a joke but she wanted attention/to get on FML so she wrote it out here, minus her laughing as well.
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jackalope104
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I dont think it's messed up. I find it pretty hilarious :)
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lmmmr
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This would only bother you if you were already feeling insecure about having no friends. If that's the case, FYL for people close to you rubbing your nose in it. If not, then STFU and take a joke.
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jasmine1259
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yeah seriously its just a joke. most of the fmls here are meant to make ppl laugh they're not actually all horrible things that happened to someone
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puhffft
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Are you kidding? That's hilarious!
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neonokku
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It depends of you acutally have friends or not
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Ziltiod94
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it just seems like a weird joke. its an insulting joke
and also who would want a boyfriend who makes fun of them in that way
and also who would want a boyfriend who makes fun of them in that way
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Aries327
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you should kick him in the nuts, and her in the lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not cool.
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loveyoy22
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haha omg I lold
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vballerlover07
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FAVORITED! :)
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Dimercurio
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"Today, someone made a harmless joke at my expense, FML". How about pull the stick out of your ass.
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My2864
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no its not fucked up..
jesus fucking christ have a sence of humor..
jesus fucking christ have a sence of humor..
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Andicc
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Your profile pic is the background on my phone. This is totally irrelevant to this FML, but Maynard, is a god.
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weezypanda420
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At lease the mom and boyfriend get along. They could hate each other..
Also at least you have a boyfriend. Hard to do if you're a social outcast.
Also at least you have a boyfriend. Hard to do if you're a social outcast.
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soninlaw2be
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soooo fucked up
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MysteryJoker
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Might be fucked up but you know your laughing your ass off
lol
lol
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metalboxzes
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haha at least your mom and boyfriend get along:)
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TheiMightyKhaL
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Hey moms a bitch
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nel15
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hahahahaha your mom is hilarious....relax, it was just a joke.
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A_Guy
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It was just a joke, relax. You have a bf so it can't be THAT bad
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seb12992
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I wish my mom were like that. Actually that sounds like something my mom would do. Be happy your mom has a nice since of humor OP.
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DanielleWolf
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agreed
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jet_fml
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Hopefully it was just a joke that you're taking badly... otherwise your mom and boyfriend are mildly douchey.
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purple990
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thats awsome they're the cooloest people ever to hang out with, and at least your momma and boyfriend dont hate each other, geez be grateful
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skippydoda
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Well look on the bright side, at least they get along
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Jeniya_02
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Damn, that's sad.
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BLNovelist
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Methinks somebody isn't getting sex for at least a week.. sucks for you OP. :/ FYL.
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Imawhalerider
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BURN!
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STVader
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YDI for having the social ability to bag a boyfriend but not having enough to get some real friends...