By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00
The Top
By cacheson - 21/11/2018 01:04
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By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23
Weird reason
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:33 - United States - Antioch
By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug
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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States
By Percy - 23/03/2019 20:00
First time, last time
By tuggernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By limping - 02/04/2017 09:46 - United Kingdom - London
Hgbest11 tells us more.
nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
Dumbass
By SpookyBiscuits - 27/12/2016 16:27
By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00
Opportunity knocks
By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00
By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
Kuromaus tells us more.
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
Netflix is a drug
By Alexandra - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike
By GTA_VI - 01/12/2016 01:02
GTA_VI tells us more.
OP here. I had to stay where I was while the police talked to the dealership to get it sorted out. Once they realized I had the keys and the paperwork, they let me go. The dealership said this has never happened before and they're going to make it right by fixing my car for free as well as detailing and oil change.
By Welp - 14/06/2017 14:00
By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States
By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States
By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania
Not going well, is it?
By tedfragle - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States
By librarian - 13/10/2017 11:59
Christie Clarke tells us more.
OP here. Didn't think this would get published, but here we are. For background context, I work in a public library and it was a term job on top of my permanent position that went from March to November 2017. It has good pay and good hours so I desperately want to keep it, but I have to reapply. Also anyone else can apply for it too, so I have to ace the interview. My permanent position, on the other hand, is under 20 hours biweekly at a little above minimum wage; not something I can live off of, but at least I'll have that and can look for another job if I have to. Thanks for the positive feedback :)
By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
Can't wait for the next time
By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00
"Nice guy"
By missseloit3 - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
Quickie
By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 23:00
By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42
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Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.