By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen
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Dad joke number 287474
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Knackered
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Finally!
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TwirlyWhirl tells us more.
A liar AND a cheapskate
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Myers
By btoker - 15/10/2015 16:16 - United States - New York
btoker tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. He is my ex now, because I decided that his aggressive undertones means I might be in for a repeat. He is pretty aggressive in general, and this is one of a few examples so its probably best to move on before its too late. I'm 22 years old and was abused at 16, so he doesn't understand how I couldn't be over it by now. I'm currently looking for other places to live because we live together. Thank you all for the positive support, I am going to try to get myself into a better situation as fast as I can.
Star Bores
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By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
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OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.
By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
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Don't stop me now
By Hobbsie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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Seething jealousy
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Anti-Dad
By Mr. Unlucky - 28/05/2018 01:30 - United States - Woodbridge
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He doesn't even go here!
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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown
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Hey everyone, OP here. This actually happened a few months ago when I was studying abroad in Dublin, Ireland. Yes, I had already had a few drinks. I was also with several other study abroad students who were from Spain and Italy and everyone unanimously agreed that the two men were speaking French. It probably didn't help that we weren't very close to them and it was loud in the bar. The two men were actually from Denmark and they were speaking Danish. I definitely learned my lesson never tried to do anything like that again.