By Impressionist - United Kingdom
Today, I made quite an impression on my new bin men by forgetting to put the bin out 'til the last minute. I'm sure they enjoyed a good laugh at the woman in shorts, tank top and slippers struggling with a brolly as she slipped and slid while dragging her bin up a hill in a downpour. FML
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  JackFaire  |  27

The funny thing is I read your explanation and was like "well yeah of course doesn't everyone know that?" Then I remembered oh right I live in America and not everyone reads/watches as many british books and tv shows as I do.

By  Tripartita  |  44

I can invasion your plight being adapted for film…

(Camera pans down, pulling focus through the rain and setting the silhouetted OP center frame. Dramatic music rises in volume.)

(OP, struggling, loses a slipper and falls down:)

OP: "NOOOOOO!"

(Lands with a slowmo thud accompanied by percussion.)

OP: "Bins! Bins, you gotta go on without me! GO! NOW!"

Bins: ""

OP: "Oh, right. You're just bins."