Transportation: Finally! - FML

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By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Spicy

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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You deserved it 19 211

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

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Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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You deserved it 10 419

By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Spicy

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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You deserved it 2 404

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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IamComrade 16

Friday 4 December 2015 1:34

I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

Zesty_Z 19

Friday 4 December 2015 1:57

An unusual way to start a blind date.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Friday 4 December 2015 1:32

Did you help him find a seat? You could maybe build a relationship from it. ^_^

Kiernan151 25

Friday 4 December 2015 4:07

What a way to break the ice "Hey you touched my legs! It wasn't awkward at all! lets be friends!"

olpally 32

Friday 4 December 2015 1:33

Wow, and I thought i had it bad. Fyl indeed.

IamComrade 16

Friday 4 December 2015 1:34

I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

zaidthunder1 27

Friday 4 December 2015 4:19

FYL.

Miguel83 8

Saturday 5 December 2015 4:12

Do you remember the joke?

cacheson 41

Friday 4 December 2015 1:34

Don't worry. I'm sure he was probably embarrassed too.

UncleCaitlyn 21

Friday 4 December 2015 1:40

So did that escalate to something or did you leave him with blue balls

deitcocaine 14

Friday 4 December 2015 1:47

You should have took him home and done nasty stuff.

91hayek 31

Friday 4 December 2015 1:51

Public transport will always give you action, whether you want it or not.

itscomplicated15 6

Friday 4 December 2015 1:57

Download Tinder, OP. You'll probably have lots pf action, both good and bad haha

Zesty_Z 19

Friday 4 December 2015 1:57

An unusual way to start a blind date.

dabaerju 23

Friday 4 December 2015 2:22

A one-way ticket to hell, please.

Polynomial 28

Friday 4 December 2015 17:00

As a legally blind man, let me say one thing, I see what you did there.

HotFrosty 14

Friday 4 December 2015 1:58

Get out there more! No one will come to your house to hit on you. There is someone out there looking for you.

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