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  trollskitroll  |  0

You deserve it for being a bitch. I hope that he breaks up with you and starts dating his disabled friend. Then they can quietly spoon on your couch after he wins all of your possessions, leaving you a smelly old bum that lives under a bridge. Then, one day you can crawl out from under your bridge and your former husband will walk by, and seeing his former wife, will exclaim, I hope that crazy women doesn't ask me for change. Then you walk over and he will notice it was you... and later he will be on FML telling us how he met him homeless bitch of an ex-wife. Good day

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  KiSsKiZzy  |  0

Does spouse mean husband?

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  crazytoaster  |  2

Wouldn't the world be a better place if women would just shut the fuck up and listen for a change. I imagine the converstation went something like this: OP: WHY WERE YOU NOT HERE TO BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES?!?! BF: Ummm, you know Mike my disabled friend? Well....... OP: I GO TO ALL THIS WORK AND YOU JUST IGNORE ME! YOUR A SELFISH PIG! YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ME! BF: Actually, i have a pretty good reason OP: NO YOU DON'T! THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME! EVERYTHING I DO IS THE BEST!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! (It just becomes noise after a while). BF: Honey, i was helping Mike quietly change his diaper. You know Mike, my diabled friend? OP: Well, ummmm, sorry?? BF: Get the fuck out of my house.

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  Cathica  |  8

I'd just like to say, not all women are like that. Just like how not all men think about sex all the time. It's just the minority who are bitches (like OP) who portray all women and controlling and horrible.

By  NorfolkDude  |  2

lol. Oh well, you couldn't have known where he was. Next time try to be discrete about things. I mean it was his birthday, so obviously he would be excited and if he's missing or went off to another room, then it probably means he has some important matters to tend to.

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