Dad joke number 287474
By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia
By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia
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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.
Or he could have gone all mohel and Lorena Bobbitt on it and ate it in little pieces.
Oooh please tell me this miracle diet where one doesn't actually need food
Idiot... OP can go without one meal if they wanted to. Although Pencil makes sense regarding breaking it apart to eat it. I could have done without the Lorena Bobbitt visual, however.
That isnt even a dadjoke, it just some being rude to some one.
Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.
Out of curiosity which end of the sandwhich did you start with?
Was it a hot dog with two hard-boiled eggs?
God, dad jokes are the best.
They are. This guy's dad should learn some and lay off the immature jokes five year olds do.
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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.
Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.