Dad joke number 287474

By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to make me lunch as it was my first day at a new school. Today was also the day I had to eat a penis-shaped sandwich in front of my new peers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 655
You deserved it 228

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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.

Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.

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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.

Or he could have gone all mohel and Lorena Bobbitt on it and ate it in little pieces.

Oooh please tell me this miracle diet where one doesn't actually need food

Idiot... OP can go without one meal if they wanted to. Although Pencil makes sense regarding breaking it apart to eat it. I could have done without the Lorena Bobbitt visual, however.

That isnt even a dadjoke, it just some being rude to some one.

Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.

Out of curiosity which end of the sandwhich did you start with?

Was it a hot dog with two hard-boiled eggs?

God, dad jokes are the best.

They are. This guy's dad should learn some and lay off the immature jokes five year olds do.