Dad joke number 287474

By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia

Today, my dad offered to make me lunch as it was my first day at a new school. Today was also the day I had to eat a penis-shaped sandwich in front of my new peers. FML
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namine120409 40
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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.

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Joshawott 21
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Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.

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namine120409 40
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I mean, you didn’t HAVE to eat it.

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RichardPencil 30
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Or he could have gone all mohel and Lorena Bobbitt on it and ate it in little pieces.

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JackFaire 27
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Oooh please tell me this miracle diet where one doesn't actually need food

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Idiot... OP can go without one meal if they wanted to. Although Pencil makes sense regarding breaking it apart to eat it. I could have done without the Lorena Bobbitt visual, however.

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Gradask 10
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That isnt even a dadjoke, it just some being rude to some one.

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Joshawott 21
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Should have video called him and ate it while maintaining eye contact.

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John Nemeth 14
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Out of curiosity which end of the sandwhich did you start with?

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RichardPencil 30
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Was it a hot dog with two hard-boiled eggs?

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BMXDude22 12
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God, dad jokes are the best.

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JackFaire 27
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They are. This guy's dad should learn some and lay off the immature jokes five year olds do.

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