By avoid the sour cream - 30/12/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML
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LadyClarik 8
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Try turning your tv and radio/iPod as loud as they can go to drown out the noise. Also try putting the shower and sink in simultaneously.

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anitadoody 7

Oh come on, everybody poops. Let it just go with the flow!

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LadyClarik 8
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Try turning your tv and radio/iPod as loud as they can go to drown out the noise. Also try putting the shower and sink in simultaneously.

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skittlestrailmix 14
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These are all great tips. Feel better please. :(

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Thebroskii 11
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Or just use the lobby bathroom if there is one

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peachesncreem 21

I don't think OP can make it all the way to the lobby with his diarrhea being the explosive kind :3

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Or give them a good laugh. Everyone likes to laugh!

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terrykayez 6
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This method works. I use it often.

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ColdplaySucks 18
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What a waste of water. I think the T.V. suggestion is better.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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What a waste of electricity. I like the "Give them a laugh" one better :P

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onedirectionxx 8
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THAT'S WHAT I DO

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Migole 36
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I do the sink/shower one as well, always worked for me :)

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if2013 10

Good luck :)

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horseridermc 2
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Turn the fan on, it overpowers some of the noise.

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whyusofat 17
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He had the sour cream luck wont save him....

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MisterMichael 9
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Just try to fake cough a lot

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Fake coughing whilst suffering from the super shits... baaaad idea!

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igive 29
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It would sound like: cough, cough (squirt) little cough (fart)) cough (squirt) cough (splashing water). pffft.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Really, 51?? I did not previously know that. Thanks for clarifying.

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naya_bingi 11
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51's comment was hilarious! Stupid, yet hilariously so. Reminded me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber...

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Carmstro 13
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51, thanks for that. Appreciated the imagery...

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pipipiyo 12
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Agreeing with the water on, or just say you were vomiting haha

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apan 13
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Yeah like: Hi guys, know what! I'm vomiting like hell and we're sharing room and toilet, isn't that nice?

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skellingtonfart 18
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Sing or cough simultaneously!

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Wishez 12

I'm sure her coworker would like nothing better but for OP to start singing.

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poccocurantes 7
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Yes singing while blasting gouts of liquid waste and foul air would certainly not make your coworkers look at you funny. Try something by the carpenters.

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anitadoody 7

Oh come on, everybody poops. Let it just go with the flow!

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dathan 14
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Flow. Lol.

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frustratedcelt 18
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My motto is, if you can't hide it, decorate it. Go all out, scream and groan and beg for divine intervention. Then just act totally normal when you next meet your colleagues.

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howdeedoo 22
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11-Do your colleagues consider you the "strange" person in your office?

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junkman6 22
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This is how you know most FML commenters are still in high school they can't understand a joke that might make them look slightly "uncool."

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frustratedcelt 18
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I am not sure how I can type slower so you understand my post.

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DocBastard 38
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With a little luck and perseverance, you may be able to hide the sound fairly well. The smell...not so much.

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Tali147 16

I agree. If the walls are paper thin, OP is going to need some serious smelloflage.

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poccocurantes 7
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Light a match. Courtesy flush. open a window. If all of these fail set the toilet paper on fire, flood the bathroom and climb out the window. Come through the front doors as the fire department arrives and ask what's going on.

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Accuraxy 10
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81- That sounds like a grand escape scene from a movie. Diarrhea: The Final Escape

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Delta2Almanac 7
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*Insert shitty joke line thread here.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Sure was shitty

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1dvs_bstd 41

Tell them... the drinks is on me the bitches, the hotel, the weed is all free Get high, I mean so high We see the whole street We fly, I mean so high We need a whole wing...... When they take the bait, it's your chance to totally annihilate the toilet!

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Pelvispresley 8
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14- Are you alright? o_O

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Was that some pop song I missed out on, or was that just bat-crap crazy?

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