FML : Star Bores

Star Bores

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / Youtube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By theDarkandtheLight - / Sunday 11 June 2017 20:00 /

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By fern559 | 13

#7468818 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:46

Well the Empire lost to a bunch of ewoks so they can't be that superior.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7468813 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:32

Something something Dark side, something something complete

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By 1DisGR8 | 29

#7468802 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:05

This is exactly me but with Game of Thrones. I totally understand your boyfriend.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7468811 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:29

Sounds like you unwittingly turned your boyfriend to the dark side.

By The Corruptionist | 5

#7468812 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:32

Why don't you just spam or delete his Reddit?

Arashikage | 18

#7468846 - Sunday 11 June 2017 21:53

You don't need an account to be on reddit

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7468813 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:32

Something something Dark side, something something complete

By fern559 | 13

#7468818 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:46

Well the Empire lost to a bunch of ewoks so they can't be that superior.

By Fwippy | 7

#7468827 - Sunday 11 June 2017 20:59

Congratulations, you're dating a Space Nazi.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7468850 - Sunday 11 June 2017 21:58

Just tell him that you won't compromise, but William Shatner is the best Captain Kirk, case closed.

His Death Star head will explode and you'll be free to find a boyfriend who keeps Sci-Fi in perspective as a form of entertainment.

Lalala579121 | 27

#7468874 - Sunday 11 June 2017 22:59

I liked the part when Harry Potter and Frodo had the light cycle race on the Kessel Run.

RichardPencil | 27

#7468876 - Sunday 11 June 2017 23:03

You take that back or I'll have HAL kick you in the Spaceballs.

galacticstorm | 6

#7469242 - Monday 12 June 2017 16:38

This hurts my soul.

Zebediabolical | 36

#7470925 - Thursday 15 June 2017 23:16

The Doctor and Rose had a hard choice to make I still think they were right when they didn't try to save Alderaan.
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By jjmeow | 10

#7468901 - Monday 12 June 2017 0:09

When I watched Star Wars for the first time, it was with a good friend who's more or less (more, I'd say) obsessed. I got the whole package - commentary, trivia and random facts, lore, theories, jokes... plus a few sessions of Battlefront and X-Wing!

By Zebediabolical | 36

#7470916 - Thursday 15 June 2017 23:08

It's not like he's wrong or anythig.

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