Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
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fern559 13
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Well the Empire lost to a bunch of ewoks so they can't be that superior.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Something something Dark side, something something complete

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1DisGR8 32
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This is exactly me but with Game of Thrones. I totally understand your boyfriend.

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Glowworm56 26
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Sounds like you unwittingly turned your boyfriend to the dark side.

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The Corruptionist 5

Why don't you just spam or delete his Reddit?

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Arashikage 18
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You don't need an account to be on reddit

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Something something Dark side, something something complete

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fern559 13
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Well the Empire lost to a bunch of ewoks so they can't be that superior.

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Fwippy 7
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Congratulations, you're dating a Space Nazi.

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RichardPencil 30
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Just tell him that you won't compromise, but William Shatner is the best Captain Kirk, case closed. His Death Star head will explode and you'll be free to find a boyfriend who keeps Sci-Fi in perspective as a form of entertainment.

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Lalala579121 27
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I liked the part when Harry Potter and Frodo had the light cycle race on the Kessel Run.

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RichardPencil 30
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You take that back or I'll have HAL kick you in the Spaceballs.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Whatever you guys do, don't forget your towel.

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galacticstorm 6

This hurts my soul.

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Zebediabolical 39
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The Doctor and Rose had a hard choice to make I still think they were right when they didn't try to save Alderaan. .

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jjmeow 10
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When I watched Star Wars for the first time, it was with a good friend who's more or less (more, I'd say) obsessed. I got the whole package - commentary, trivia and random facts, lore, theories, jokes... plus a few sessions of Battlefront and X-Wing!

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Zebediabolical 39
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It's not like he's wrong or anythig.

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