FML : Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up....

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Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 December 2018 06:05 /

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By manb91uk | 21

#7730968 - Saturday 1 December 2018 8:32

Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you?

Maybe you got a fistbump instead?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7730933 - Saturday 1 December 2018 6:27

What kind of defective SIM card did they put in?

And where can I get one?

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By Leeono | 24

#7723596 - Thursday 15 November 2018 9:58

Poped up? Should we be making a priest joke right now?

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WHSKitty4ever | 22

#7731199 - Saturday 1 December 2018 16:25

He spelled “popped” correctly …

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7723635 - Thursday 15 November 2018 11:07

When porn goes Catholic.

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WHSKitty4ever | 22

#7731200 - Saturday 1 December 2018 16:26

Can people not read?

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sunnyray812 | 42

#7731263 - Saturday 1 December 2018 19:06

Before it was edited for mainfeed, it said "poped" instead of "popped."

By RichardPencil | 25

#7730933 - Saturday 1 December 2018 6:27

What kind of defective SIM card did they put in?

And where can I get one?

By manb91uk | 21

#7730968 - Saturday 1 December 2018 8:32

Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you?

Maybe you got a fistbump instead?

By melisssa87 | 28

#7731198 - Saturday 1 December 2018 16:24

So? Everyone watches porn

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anothermaria | 7

#7731388 - Sunday 2 December 2018 2:42

not at work

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anothermaria | 7

#7731391 - Sunday 2 December 2018 2:43

I misread the post. sorry

By WHSKitty4ever | 22

#7731201 - Saturday 1 December 2018 16:27

“The internet is for porn.”

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7731237 - Saturday 1 December 2018 18:06

There is more then just Porn on the internet?

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7731368 - Sunday 2 December 2018 1:12

i know your struggles not at the provider though

By VanTufty | 13

#7731577 - Sunday 2 December 2018 12:47

Is nothing private anymore

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