Intimacy: Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By xxx - 03/10/2015 13:38 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By tye61 - 16/01/2016 12:54 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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manb91uk 22

Saturday 1 December 2018 8:32

Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you? Maybe you got a fistbump instead?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 December 2018 6:27

What kind of defective SIM card did they put in? And where can I get one?

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Leeono 26

Thursday 15 November 2018 9:58

Poped up? Should we be making a priest joke right now?

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 1 December 2018 16:25

He spelled “popped” correctly …

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 November 2018 11:07

When **** goes Catholic.

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 1 December 2018 16:26

Can people not read?

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 1 December 2018 19:06

Before it was edited for mainfeed, it said "poped" instead of "popped."

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 December 2018 6:27

What kind of defective SIM card did they put in? And where can I get one?

manb91uk 22

Saturday 1 December 2018 8:32

Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you? Maybe you got a fistbump instead?

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 1 December 2018 16:27

“The internet is for ****.”

Phillycheeze 20

Saturday 1 December 2018 18:06

There is more then just **** on the internet?

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 2 December 2018 1:12

i know your struggles not at the provider though

VanTufty 13

Sunday 2 December 2018 12:47

Is nothing private anymore

Gofuckyourself 24

Sunday 13 January 2019 9:48

Why do you think there's an incognito mode? So you can watch **** without worrying about a thing!

Krystal.xo 12

Sunday 10 February 2019 6:06

"popped up"

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