Poped up? Should we be making a priest joke right now?

When porn goes Catholic.

What kind of defective SIM card did they put in? And where can I get one?

Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you? Maybe you got a fistbump instead?

“The internet is for porn.”

There is more then just Porn on the internet?

i know your struggles not at the provider though

Is nothing private anymore

Why do you think there's an incognito mode? So you can watch porn without worrying about a thing!

"popped up"