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The Top
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No kink-shaming
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Pray for me
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In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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Targeted
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Sorry, little dude
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By rashpimplezitz - 08/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Simi Valley
rashpimplezitz tells us more.
Hi everyone, OP here. The game they were asking for, was, yes, Battletoads. Just another prank call. Many of you assume that the guy on the other end could have called me legitimately asking for the game, but really, it was the same person each and every time. They were just trying to be a jerk. Hell, you could hear their friends laughing in the background of the call. Yes, I understand that it isn't right to behave like this in the workplace, but I was a bit stressed out (girlfriend breaking up with me, etc.) and I didn't really feel great that day. After some explaining to the boss about the whole Battletoads prank call phenomenon, I was rehired and just took a 3 day suspension. I promise you all that I will not behave in such a way ever again, and thank you all for your wonderful comments.
By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States
Cute but messy
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Thanks dad…
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Beliefs
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Keeping score
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Freakout
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No more yodelling
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Frustration
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How come you were there?
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Vibe check
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the doctor said it could've lived inside me for 30 years. I'm glad they got it out :) and yes I'm feeling much better :)