FML : Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of...

Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

sommmerrrr Say more :

I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!

By sommmerrrr / Sunday 15 September 2013 04:12 / United States - Virginia Beach

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By andrewturtle | 16

#5674370 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:12

Is this the part where I'm supposed to say: "Only at Walmart"?

By tommylover842 | 23

#5674369 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:12

Grandma strikes again!

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By stevenN659 | 24

#5674368 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:11

i dont know if that is an fml moment, that would completely suck. But you must admit, thats quite funny.

By tommylover842 | 23

#5674369 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:12

Grandma strikes again!

icyhottt | 11

#5674603 - Sunday 15 September 2013 17:31

Aww she keeps a healthy lifestyle! :)

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5674624 - Sunday 15 September 2013 17:47

I honestly don't think you can blame the grandma. Think about it for a second. She didn't want to wait so she asked op. Op sort of shocked her by letting her go in front and then her husband came a bit later

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5674626 - Sunday 15 September 2013 17:48

Or I'm over thinking this and thug life granny tricked op

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#5674662 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:40

This is why I ignore everyone who asks to cut me in line at market. I may seem like a heartless bastard, but at least I save time and ego. :)

HanBroman | 20

#5724389 - Monday 21 October 2013 10:43

why do they even need condoms? Surely she's well past menopause and if they're married I like to think they'd trust each other enough to not need to worry about STIs. unless one of them has one...

By andrewturtle | 16

#5674370 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:12

Is this the part where I'm supposed to say: "Only at Walmart"?

calilovesneb | 12

#5674534 - Sunday 15 September 2013 16:37

Only in Merica'.

vipirius | 18

#5674582 - Sunday 15 September 2013 17:04

The apostrophe is on the wrong side genius.

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#5674646 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:24

Haven't you heard 43? We're actually Americaaa.

reallytho3 | 11

#5674648 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:25

only in 'Merica

lengi123 | 18

#5674708 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:05

'Murica*

starile | 19

#5674819 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:39

#67 There's enough of that going around as it is. I don't think the 'Murica joke can make it much worse.

Chumsword | 8

#5674843 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:57

Nothing to worry about there... I've been to a few countries and I can say, they ALL have their "quirks". 'Murica just has the real gems. Enjoy it, we get a free show everytime we leave the house.

By Missyeru | 14

#5674374 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:15

Yay for safe sex... and Viagra!

Gingerette | 8

#5674993 - Monday 16 September 2013 0:28

And an apparent yay for the intense binge eating that comes afterwards. Grandma's gotta eat.

NoFlippinWai | 24

#5675262 - Monday 16 September 2013 3:54

well, at least theyre being safe... No More Gereatric (sp) Pregos.

By mackdeezy | 19

#5674377 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:16

I would only click YDI if youre a regular of this site and youve already been warned about troll granny.

lwonderful | 11

#5674695 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

oxygenius | 14

#5674768 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:55

#61 Maybe if you're lucky enough, you'd get 69 thumbs down too.

By HiImNew | 3

#5674378 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:17

Breaking news, old people have sex too!

starile | 19

#5674413 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:53

But if they're past menopause age, do they really need the condoms?

flohsch | 15

#5674422 - Sunday 15 September 2013 14:01

It's for the lubrication probably.

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5674424 - Sunday 15 September 2013 14:02

Maybe they're swingers and have enough to worry about without bringing STDs to the table. Besides they probably don't have anymore room in their pill boxes to add more medicines.

TheBrochure | 22

#5674428 - Sunday 15 September 2013 14:04

#18 - If they're not married, and have been keeping each other companionship recently, then it would be a safe idea (infection-wise)!

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5674431 - Sunday 15 September 2013 14:06

#21 Condoms don't provide lubrication for longer than two mins. Besides lube is much cheaper and lasts longer than condoms. Flawed logic.

TheBrochure | 22

#5674433 - Sunday 15 September 2013 14:08

Edit: I type WAAYY too slowly, and I was outgunned anyway by SlapAndTickle's witty comment! *thumbs self down*

TomPusslicker | 21

#5674474 - Sunday 15 September 2013 15:30

Of course they need condoms, they just screwed OP pretty well.

Enslaved | 36

#5674508 - Sunday 15 September 2013 16:15

"A Tisket, a Tasket, a Condom or a Casket!"

**also applies to old folks! :P

NightHawk387 | 22

#5674607 - Sunday 15 September 2013 17:38

If all you need is lubrication, then you buy lube, not condoms.

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5674715 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:10

Don't worry #26 I thumbed you up. :P

acs123acs | 22

#5674732 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:31

@22 the other factor is that certain medications interact with birthcontrol pills.

By Vidrill | 22

#5674380 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:18

Gotta love old people's sense of entitlement sometimes...

By FloMarDee | 19

#5674381 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:18

it's important they hurry up and get home... they don't have much time left!! ijs

By aintlifeapain | 21

#5674385 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:21

They want to go out with a bang.. let them!

By mangobbler | 11

#5674396 - Sunday 15 September 2013 13:33

Just be straight forward: "I thought you only had two items to buy, but since its more, I am not giving you the spot on the line." It is as simple as that, mate, even if saying it may be a little bit harder due to the awkwardness that may arise.