Animals: Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail...

By gnafron - 31/12/2013 11:30 - France - Grenoble

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:40

I've seen that movie. See, Spot, Run

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