Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML I agree, your life sucks 42735 I agree, your life sucks 42735 You deserved it 14855 You deserved it 14855 1 2 3 20 By gnafron / Tuesday 31 December 2014 11:30 / France - Grenoble
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Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over... I agree, your life sucks 27944 I agree, your life sucks 27944 You deserved it 3337 You deserved it 3337 85
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got... I agree, your life sucks 51248 I agree, your life sucks 51248 You deserved it 6066 You deserved it 6066 86
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his... I agree, your life sucks 58012 I agree, your life sucks 58012 You deserved it 5388 You deserved it 5388 115
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everyone that my fiance and I are having a "shotgun wedding" because we plan to get married quickly.... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today I met an old friend who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club, they were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver... I agree, your life sucks 10 I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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