By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 730
You deserved it 46 517

Same thing different taste

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What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

Killeritch 0

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

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What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

The point is to get a laugh out of somebody's stupidity.

npk88 0

You said it! I can't get over how shitty some people are...it makes me ill sometimes. They used to be funny and make me laugh...now they just make me lose faith in humanity. To do something COMPLETELY stupid and irresponsible; get caught, and then expect sympathy from others....wtf morons?!!? OP...you SUCK...you are a pathetic person. End of story. I know it sounds mean but and harsh but seriously, people need to get their shit together!

How can anyone say 'your life sucks'? he totally deserved it for sneaking out early!

#2: OP posted on here because (s)he had the guts to show people how stupid (s)he is, not to get sympathy

OP does not expect sympathy! This is a site for getting laughs.

LOL. Sorry but ydi--100%. If you're gonna do something like that, don't get caught.

Killeritch 0

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

Karma... #2, That's all that FMLs are anyway. You don't like it, don't come on this site!

SeximusPrime 0

You're the biggest ******* moron alive.

Bloodrush 0
Nic_hole 0

dumb ass! just work lazy asshole, u should get fired that's ridiculous