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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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Thanks, I guess
Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML
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clumsylobster 17
Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube
brandoneyez1 25
Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.
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Comments (55)
ekimen 22
Lotion.. Are they trying to tell you something?
desoxyn242 14
He must have ashy elbows
clumsylobster 17
Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube
Zelphoric 25
Well, the potted plant could be a cactus. But I guess that's when the bravery kicks in
clumsylobster 17
Think of it as ribbed
DrMario_ 16
Take the plant out and you have a wonderful cauldron to practise your witchcraft! Brilliant plan.
CoGhostRider 31
The lotion is to prepare you for the screwing you're going to receive next year from your company.
lukian_fml 29
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again (to water the plant).
tony1891 22
put the ****** lotion in the basket!!! (pot)
dannnngthatsux 19
It puts the lotion on the plant or else it gets the paddle again!
sugar94_fml 17
Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to buy lotion anytime soon.
tantanpanda 26
Although a potted plant and some lotion isn't all that great, look on the bright side, at least you GOT a christmas bonus. Some don't even get holiday bonuses.
Darkness_Hate 29
Another way to say : "Go **** yourself"...
extrasnipes 22
If youre a guy thats not half bad.
Dramori 29
Is it a cactus? Could be a way of saying you are a pain in the ass :)
clumsylobster 17
Who the **** is putting a cactus in their arse
Rkikkas9713 25
Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough.
Mauskau 36
My brother sat on a cactus when he was a toddler.
CoGhostRider 31
#16 the Fml community must not like you.
thez55 6
Don't you wish you would have gotten the ham that person was complaining about the other day?