Thanks, I guess

Lotion.. Are they trying to tell you something?

He must have ashy elbows

Anythings a dildo when you're brave enough. And free lube

Well, the potted plant could be a cactus. But I guess that's when the bravery kicks in

Think of it as ribbed

Take the plant out and you have a wonderful cauldron to practise your witchcraft! Brilliant plan.

The lotion is to prepare you for the screwing you're going to receive next year from your company.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again (to water the plant).

put the fuckin lotion in the basket!!! (pot)

It puts the lotion on the plant or else it gets the paddle again!

Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to buy lotion anytime soon.

Although a potted plant and some lotion isn't all that great, look on the bright side, at least you GOT a christmas bonus. Some don't even get holiday bonuses.

Another way to say : "Go fuck yourself"...

If youre a guy thats not half bad.

Is it a cactus? Could be a way of saying you are a pain in the ass :)

Who the fuck is putting a cactus in their arse

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

My brother sat on a cactus when he was a toddler.

#16 the Fml community must not like you.

Don't you wish you would have gotten the ham that person was complaining about the other day?