By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
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key_2010 0

Yuck! At least he did it before you started having sex.

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DocBastard 38

Or maybe the boyfriend was stinking drunk. *rereads FML* Just as I suspected. Or just as I read it, rather. Here is DocBastard's guide to commenting, free of charge. A) read the FML B) think about your comment C) write the comment D) proofread the comment E) submit the comment

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orangetshirt 0

maybe if you lose those rolls you have, he wouldn't throw up. YDI for eating cheesecake.

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thatgingerkid 0

number 12, your attempt at comedy amuses me

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FMLephant 2

Did he give you a Cosby Sweater too?

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KingDingALing 9

You and #1 are stupid for trying to get first by writing a short comment. The only difference is that you failed.

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Wizardroxx 3

Eh, get over it. Maybe he wasn't feeling good or something. Doesn't necessarily mean that you looked horrible. :

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DocBastard 38

Or maybe the boyfriend was stinking drunk. *rereads FML* Just as I suspected. Or just as I read it, rather. Here is DocBastard's guide to commenting, free of charge. A) read the FML B) think about your comment C) write the comment D) proofread the comment E) submit the comment

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

What? People should actually think about their comment before writing it? That seems like an awful lot of work.. can't they just type useless, semi-coherent babble and submit it, therefore giving everyone else a bit of amusement?

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Wizardroxx 3

Yeah I know. I read it wrong, tried to correct myself but it didn't go through, so I gave up! : Thanks though... -.-

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crissyspic 0

I'd be pissed off! who does that?! I would've taken his head and put it in his own puke and make him clean it up, what a jackass

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Yankeebby69 0

um, harsh much???

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lBMTHl 0

Okay, you're clearly one of those psycho bitches I've been warned about..

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key_2010 0

Yuck! At least he did it before you started having sex.

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Blackacre 0

You deserve better, don't waste your time with him.

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BECK_OR 0

damn uz a sexy chic, a sexy chic. NWAT. bahahahahaha

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ktrose 0

Wow.. You're absolutely right. **** your life. As if your boyfriend went and had a good time and got drunk but ended up getting sick when he got home! Lousy boyfriend.

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