By Anonymous - Netherlands
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

Or maybe the boyfriend was stinking drunk.

*rereads FML*

Just as I suspected. Or just as I read it, rather. Here is DocBastard's guide to commenting, free of charge.

A) read the FML
B) think about your comment
C) write the comment
D) proofread the comment
E) submit the comment


What? People should actually think about their comment before writing it? That seems like an awful lot of work.. can't they just type useless, semi-coherent babble and submit it, therefore giving everyone else a bit of amusement?

By  ktrose  |  0

Wow.. You're absolutely right. Fuck your life. As if your boyfriend went and had a good time and got drunk but ended up getting sick when he got home! Lousy boyfriend.