Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

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Saturday 16 February 2013 1:27

*nicknamed *their

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

Lmfao xD Fyl

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

sorry you had 2 hear that. that had to hurt a bit, so yeah, FYL.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:21

cool I was number 1 that was unexpected lol

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:27

Damn, it's not your day. Not only did you not mention anything about the FML in the rush to be #1, but you're actually #4. Better luck next time!

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:12

Ummmm, he was number 1 and number 4 and his first message was about the Fml... It would appear you are the one having the bad day. Jmho

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:23

Ouch, time to find a new addiction.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:25

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:30

containnosoy also containnobrain

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:55

thats a lie...

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:22

Agreed #9

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:35

No, #9's right. Hot bitchy people are irritating to be around. Though, hot nice people have a one-up on ugly nice people I'm afraid.

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:37

I agree with the first half of your statement #9.

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Sunday 24 January 2010 7:32

Agreed. For it is the circle of life

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:39

Dump your drink on him when they hand it to you.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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