FML : Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized...

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 01:56 / United States

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By jair_lhao | 0

#783863 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

By intensitive | 11

#783937 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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By jair_lhao | 0

#783863 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

elizabeth713 | 8

#5369728 - Saturday 16 February 2013 1:27

*nicknamed *their

By elishaax | 0

#783876 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

Lmfao xD Fyl

By craze189 | 0

#783879 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

sorry you had 2 hear that. that had to hurt a bit, so yeah, FYL.

By jair_lhao | 0

#783882 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:21

cool I was number 1 that was unexpected lol

containsnosoy | 0

#783897 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:27

Damn, it's not your day. Not only did you not mention anything about the FML in the rush to be #1, but you're actually #4. Better luck next time!

crzyry | 6

#783964 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:12

Ummmm, he was number 1 and number 4 and his first message was about the Fml... It would appear you are the one having the bad day. Jmho

By containsnosoy | 0

#783888 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:23

Ouch, time to find a new addiction.

By containsnosoy | 0

#783892 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:25

By ffmmllyaya | 0

#783903 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:30

containnosoy also containnobrain

By The_Great_Zucchi | 14

#783913 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Towelie_31 | 0

#784708 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:55

thats a lie...

mattis78 | 0

#784760 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:22

Agreed #9

CyclonePsycho | 1

#785778 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:35

No, #9's right. Hot bitchy people are irritating to be around.

Though, hot nice people have a one-up on ugly nice people I'm afraid.

amy397123 | 0

#785781 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:37

I agree with the first half of your statement #9.

RandomGuy1234 | 0

#795066 - Sunday 24 January 2010 7:32

Agreed. For it is the circle of life

By E40_fml | 0

#783918 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:39

Dump your drink on him when they hand it to you.

By intensitive | 11

#783937 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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