Awkward, Facebook and Social Media: Doesn't add up - FML

Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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ZZZsl33p 2

Friday 17 December 2021 5:46

Dang a little Conceited much

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ZZZsl33p 2

Friday 17 December 2021 5:46

Dang a little Conceited much

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