Get on with it

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3

they just want granchildren before they die. FYL

she just wants you to supply her with more food. didnt you realize all the neighbors newborns dissapeared?

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MaximilianMarche 0

best parents ever. sucks for u op

Tell her you're infertile. That should get her to shut up.

needleinmypants_fml 3

they just want granchildren before they die. FYL

iSitt 0

they want you to go through what they went through with you Also, a husband will agree with his wife if he knows what's good for him.

They don't have some legal right to be given grandchildren.

bman134 0

I volunteer you to not offer your sexual services to married anonymous women over the Internet :D

she just wants you to supply her with more food. didnt you realize all the neighbors newborns dissapeared?

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I don't think that's gold-digging. I'm pretty sure what she meant by "winner" was the one that got her pregnant, hence the "sleeping around till pregnant" part.

Ninjafriends 1

That's some pretty great advice. I wish I had a mother like that.

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