By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 354
You deserved it 5 707

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At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

Ghost fart!!!

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Ghost fart!!!

Oh so ghosts come with pungent smell? Is she trying to say that your fart smells so bad it haunts her like a ghost?

Who you gonna call!? Ghost Busters!!!

Does she think there are ghosts in the bathroom after you shit too?

The ghosts are in his ass O.o "OooOoooooOoooooO" "do u smell that?"

Now for a strict diet of cheese and bratwurst.

Quick, somebody call T.A.P.S.!

He's possessed by the shit devil!! :O

Anyone else think of nick swardson's joke?

Who you gonna call? Mommyyyy!

It is obviously not their house, but their ass that is being haunted.

Paranormal fartivity :o

Ghost fart: when the camera man farts

Op should get a fart machine and creep her the fuck out all the time

Some people call that a fear fart

now silent but deadly takes on a whole new meaning for her

Are you gonna exorcise your butt?

I see what you did there.

At least now you can blame the farts on the ghost

strange...

Perhaps she's a blonde?

Perhaps that joke has gone old a long time ago.

Blondes aren't stupid you're stupid for thinking that

You forgot puncuation :P.

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

Who you gonna call!!!!

No-one said it wasn't... •_•

I see what you did there.

Does she smell the ghosts too?

Next thing OP knows he's gonna have a butt plug. Then the ghosts will be spontaneously gone.

Better invest in some sort of safety mechanism. It's usually pretty dangerous to put a potential projectile in front of a compressed gas source.

*creepy voice* I can smell dead people....

Who you gonna call

Ghostbusters!

FART BUSTERS!!!!!! lol

A licensed official of the law..!

Kids help phone, they're the only ones who haven't blocked me yet. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

An exorcist/gastrointestinal specialist? Or maybe the bean-o factory.

Ghost/Fart Busters

Pikachu!!! So he can go PIKA CHU!!!!! When he farts

This is just a weird FML. Op either has weird farts or his girlfriend has issues or it's just all a joke.

No shit Sherlock.

Op's butthole moans lol.

Idk why that comment made me laugh so hard, lmao.

Farts and ghosts are actually quite similar. You can hear them but cant see them, and only certain people know they're there, lingering in the air.

And neither exist?

So you're saying farts don't exist? Whats been coming out of my ass all these years?

Ghosts. Lol

Hey, you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it :D

Crazy bitch by buckcherry *goes back to work*

What does that have to do with anything...

good song!!!!

62---I think 9 quoted the lyrics in reference to OP's girlfriend. Kind of like saying "damn my girl is psycho, but I stick around cause she can put it on me"................. That's how I took it??

68- Oh, now I get it! I thought maybe the comment gremlins had moved #9 from a different story but now it makes sense to me.

Thank you gingers! Can't believe it was that hard to understand.

The only good song they had was Sorry.

The only good song they had was Sorry.

And they're always out when y'all eat burritos?