Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.
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icic6772
| 0
Ghost fart!!!
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icic6772
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Ghost fart!!!
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MyEpicDemise
| 7
Oh so ghosts come with pungent smell? Is she trying to say that your fart smells so bad it haunts her like a ghost?
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biasedshooter
| 24
Who you gonna call!?
Ghost Busters!!!
Ghost Busters!!!
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leogirl95
| 12
Does she think there are ghosts in the bathroom after you shit too?
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
The ghosts are in his ass O.o
"OooOoooooOoooooO"
"do u smell that?"
"OooOoooooOoooooO"
"do u smell that?"
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danishbagel
| 3
Now for a strict diet of cheese and bratwurst.
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lvlcapblue
| 0
Quick, somebody call T.A.P.S.!
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
He's possessed by the shit devil!! :O
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cooldukenukem
| 2
Anyone else think of nick swardson's joke?
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Jovecove
| 13
Who you gonna call? Mommyyyy!
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skizzlerz
| 0
It is obviously not their house, but their ass that is being haunted.
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evamusical
| 12
Paranormal fartivity :o
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j_cat187
| 19
Ghost fart: when the camera man farts
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truebrotrue
| 7
Op should get a fart machine and creep her the fuck out all the time
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fromthesuck
| 8
Some people call that a fear fart
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Drummerboy1234
| 0
now silent but deadly takes on a whole new meaning for her
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Llamassss
| 21
Boo!
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markrs
| 0
Are you gonna exorcise your butt?
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Greeneyes41
| 1
I see what you did there.
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bhangu023
| 0
At least now you can blame the farts on the ghost
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Scands_59
| 14
strange...
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Perhaps she's a blonde?
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Perhaps that joke has gone old a long time ago.
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TurdTickler4eva
| 0
Blondes aren't stupid you're stupid for thinking that
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OvenproofToast
| 0
You forgot puncuation :P.
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.
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liquidSELECT
| 0
Who you gonna call!!!!
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The_Troller
| 14
No-one said it wasn't... •_•
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melikeyturtles
| 3
I see what you did there.
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TipOfTheHat
| 10
Does she smell the ghosts too?
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13FTW
| 9
Next thing OP knows he's gonna have a butt plug. Then the ghosts will be spontaneously gone.
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FYLDeep
| 25
Better invest in some sort of safety mechanism. It's usually pretty dangerous to put a potential projectile in front of a compressed gas source.
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
*creepy voice* I can smell dead people....
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lexex1
| 4
Who you gonna call
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amadais
| 1
Ghostbusters!
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evilscorpi
| 29
FART BUSTERS!!!!!! lol
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
My mommy!
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danishbagel
| 3
A licensed official of the law..!
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Kids help phone, they're the only ones who haven't blocked me yet. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
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ashmichelle85
| 0
Gas-X
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LaDeFreakinDa
| 4
An exorcist/gastrointestinal specialist? Or maybe the bean-o factory.
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FMlbeast1
| 0
Ghost/Fart Busters
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ITS_SNORLAX
| 4
Pikachu!!! So he can go PIKA CHU!!!!! When he farts
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akallaan
| 7
This is just a weird FML. Op either has weird farts or his girlfriend has issues or it's just all a joke.
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
No shit Sherlock.
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loveydoodlex3
| 0
Lmfao
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Op's butthole moans lol.
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ChloeMeyers_Xo
| 16
Idk why that comment made me laugh so hard, lmao.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Farts and ghosts are actually quite similar. You can hear them but cant see them, and only certain people know they're there, lingering in the air.
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JEnglish89
| 1
And neither exist?
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Skittlepickle
| 13
So you're saying farts don't exist?
Whats been coming out of my ass all these years?
Whats been coming out of my ass all these years?
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sakforduc
| 0
Ghosts. Lol
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Badab1ng
| 5
Hey, you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it :D
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XAnNiHiLaTiOn
| 6
Umm, what?
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ikickgingers
| 15
Crazy bitch by buckcherry
*goes back to work*
*goes back to work*
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baygirl564
| 9
What does that have to do with anything...
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valleyshooter
| 8
good song!!!!
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ikickgingers
| 15
62---I think 9 quoted the lyrics in reference to OP's girlfriend.
Kind of like saying "damn my girl is psycho, but I stick around cause she can put it on me".................
That's how I took it??
Kind of like saying "damn my girl is psycho, but I stick around cause she can put it on me".................
That's how I took it??
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The_Troller
| 14
68- Oh, now I get it! I thought maybe the comment gremlins had moved #9 from a different story but now it makes sense to me.
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Badab1ng
| 5
Thank you gingers! Can't believe it was that hard to understand.
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natashax21
| 5
The only good song they had was Sorry.
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natashax21
| 5
The only good song they had was Sorry.
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Corygerm
| 9
And they're always out when y'all eat burritos?