By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada
The Top
By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States
Outlaw
By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton
Pick your moments, mate
By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 04:00
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00
By LaineyLove - 09/05/2009 07:05 - United States
LaineyLove tells us more.
Who? Where? Why? What?
By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque
Fill em up!
By gkid92 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Unfinished Somniloquy
By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States
Egg mode
By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 05:00
By Wubba87 - 27/06/2012 10:32 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
Wubba87 tells us more.
Wow, didn't realise this would get so much attention so quickly. Thanks guys! Not suprised that this has stirred a debate on breast feeding as a whole though... To clarify, my boss has recently had a child (duh!) and has therefore been on maternity leave. This is the first time she's come back to work. I actually work in a research lab, and so my boss gathered myself and a few of my coworkers (a doctor and a PhD student) together in an office to discuss the progress of our research since she's been absent. I didn't mind having the meeting, I didn't mind that the kid was there too, and I definitley didn't mind her having to feed the child (nor do I ever mind when any woman has to do this, but especially in this case because she asked us all if it was OK to feed her before doing anything). But I have never had to work so hard on maintaining eye contact in my life! Awkward!
By blah - 15/08/2011 16:22 - United States
By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia
By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 10:44 - Malaysia
By Applejacks18 - 06/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Helena
Applejacks18 tells us more.
OP here. I was awake for about 2 minutes before they knocked me out again. My tooth actually broke on the way out so I heard the dentist debate with his staff whether or not he should just leave the root in. The dentist is a cool guy and even offered to buy me lunch sometime.
By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe
By cupcakechick - 04/06/2013 20:55 - Canada - Toronto
cupcakechick tells us more.
hey guys, OP here, my bf is an amazingly great guy, and he cares about me very much, and Its just I have low self esteem, so even if I bump into him, ill apologize over and over again, and it bugs him because im always beating my self up, we have great communication, so later that day he called me back and apologized for being rude, im the luckiest girl alive to have a bf like mine :)
By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield
By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden
Oil and water
By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00
Oh, hai Mark!
By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States
By nerdsgetmehot - 18/06/2012 16:05 - United States - Oregon City
nerdsgetmehot tells us more.
So...A little back story. I went to the doctor to get tests because I often feel faint and dizzy in the mornings and it's quite an inconvenience. Just last week, when I took my cat to the vet, I ended up starting to black out randomly. Pretty embarrassing and obviously super inconvenient, as I had to drive home afterwards and was doubtful about whether or not I was okay enough to drive home. I get to the verge of fainting often enough to concern me. I've gotten a few tests over the years, but my doctor remains largely unconcerned about it. She thinks it's just my very low blood pressure, but I do everything I can to help that. I drink lots of water, eat salty snacks, and never get up too quickly-- but it doesn't help. So, ironically, I ended up fainting at a doctors' appointment to look into why I keep almost fainting. To answer some frequently asked questions: No, the nurse wasn't "impressed." I'm a female. Also, I think me lying on the floor immobile kind of killed the mood.
What goes up must come down
By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 16:00
Bad grandparenting
By Anonymous - 25/12/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 08:50 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States
Skincare routine
By redisnotmycolor - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States
Home invasion
By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 00:02
Keywords
I'm the one who wrote the FML. I'll clear some things up for those of you who think I deserved it. The FMLs have to be short so I couldn't write the whole story. My main symptoms were severe joint and muscle pain along with cramping and headaches. The stomach pain was constant, not just when I ate bread. I had a hard time even digesting vegetables. I went to doctors practically every week and scoured the internet. I was finally "diagnosed" with fibromyalgia and IBS. My first Celiac blood test came back negative, but finally my gastroenterologist figured it out. I'm now gluten-free, and I'm feeling much better (although hungry). And I'm a pre-med student, so I'm not an idiot. I saw at least 5 different doctors and specialists. I even went to Mayo Clinic. Celiac can be a very difficult diagnosis as the symptoms are often non-specific. Thanks for all the tips on gluten-free food. It's time for me to start cooking!