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Time to move on to another cashier
You could move on to another cashier, like 1 says. But you could also think about it, maybe it was not intended to be mean. Sometimes people do things without noticing. but, in case she did do it intentionally, screw her there's more fish in the sea.
Or another girl, in his case..
Or maybe she saw there was a lot of people and line and call for more cashiers. Just saying. I worke retail and I wasn't allowed to have more than 3 customers without calling another cashier.
Maybe she likes you and is too shy or nervous to serve you? I hope so anyway
51- Yeah, I can relate to that :/ That may very well be the reason! Think positive, OP :)
Am I the only one who thinks OP might have misunderstood the situation? In my local supermarket they have a policy that if there's more than 3 people in a queue for one till they will open another one, maybe she just saw that her queue was building up so opened another till?
No you're all wrong. OP accidentally wrote "crush" instead of "the girl I'm stalking."
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2, Is there any reason why you point to your crotch in your profile pic?
Because "V" stands for ******, but in his case it's his mangina.
73- he wants to draw attention to how tiny it is :)
I guess she doesn't feel the same as OP does. To bad OP but their are plenty of women on the planet.
well hurts to know that the feeling isn't mutual. sigh.
Doesn't mean you can't still creep on up to her cash register. Use this pickup line for 101% success. Ehem. 'This isn't a wad of cash in my pocket, I'm just happy to see ya.'
101% of the time it works everytime?
Every time plus 1%. Which means sometimes the women around you will be so impressed they'll come home with you as well.
15 - was that an anchorman reference?
KiddNYC10: I believe it was called "Black Panther".
haul a cash register at her face.
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What a bitch. You'll find someone better and then she'll realize she was totally wrong!
Life doesn't work like that.
Did the extraterrestrials share that with you?
Hello off to the gay bar how are you?
Punctuation is everything. I read that like, "Hello. Off to the gay bar. How are you?"
Maybe she isn't a complete bitch. Maybe he makes her uncomfortable..? Just a thought. Not all women are bitchy and cruel..
Lol she really likes you
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Time to move on to another cashier
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