Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball...

By hannaslifesucks - 24/6/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4609529 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:44

"You have now been banished from the kingdom of this store. Be gone, troll!"

By Christina6 | 11

#4609540 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:45

The mom was unobservant her self for not noticing you were cleaning up her mess.

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By TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4609529 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:44

"You have now been banished from the kingdom of this store. Be gone, troll!"

twofirstnames | 12

#4609552 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:47

What?

iStrukk | 7

#4609623 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:55

Should've spanked him and then bitched her out for not stopping you.

TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4609710 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:04

Thanks for posting a comment that doesn't involve a thing I said, even though it was a reply.

pastywhitekid | 10

#4609901 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:22

If only it were that easy to banish trolls... People are such asshats.

xoconnie | 8

#4610037 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:53

I feel pretty bad for the kid. His mother is obviously a fail. FYL for having to deal with her, but F the kids life even more for being stuck with her 24/7 :(

Oreohugzpenny | 4

#4610130 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:15

17 The child was not raised right hit the mother and bitch her out at the same time;)

Oreohugzpenny | 4

#4610149 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:18

1# Just out of curiousity is your photo a Dino with bunny ears on??

chemchic | 7

#4610154 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:19

Retail sucks. The customer is NEVER right.

TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4610212 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:28

Yes. It is a Velociraptor mixed with a rabbit. Thus my username, TheVelocirabbit.

ugwmii | 0

#4610405 - Monday 25 June 2012 4:14

you tried morons will be morons.

TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4610491 - Monday 25 June 2012 4:31

Yes, they will, but there's a difference between morons and plain old oblivious.

rcgirl2 | 11

#4610965 - Monday 25 June 2012 6:38

*in the voice of Odin from Thor* I CAST YOU OUT!

iStrukk | 7

#4611678 - Monday 25 June 2012 10:22

Velocirabbit, do yo by chance own a ps3?

TheVelocirabbit | 10

#4612349 - Monday 25 June 2012 14:50

No, why?

Zeppelin1969 | 5

#4613214 - Monday 25 June 2012 20:19

Once, I was riding a bicycle. I fell off and skinned my knee and cried.

nerdstuck101 | 8

#4846483 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 4:18

yeah cool story okay

tsent8 | 15

#5228657 - Sunday 9 December 2012 4:47

You shall not pass! (Through These doors ever again you little troll)

By twofirstnames | 12

#4609531 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:44

That mom should be awarded the 'parent of the year award'...

syley | 5

#4609696 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:03

Your sarcasm isn't being gotten, judging from your - votes.

chetchatter | 5

#4609750 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:06

i got it but it wasnt funny

twofirstnames | 12

#4609839 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:16

Thats ok, I must have a different sense of humor then.

Tempest559 | 12

#4609982 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:39

If only we had more parents like here out there the world would be a better place.

mikeylindo | 0

#4610047 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:55

Hey if people cant get a joke then maybe they should get a life!

egc573 | 40

#4610078 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:00

I don't know about parent of the year, but this would definitely fit in on Not Always Right. And in the spirit of that website, I really hope that the OP didn't back down.

MURIKKA | 11

#4610987 - Monday 25 June 2012 6:45

I didn't get it! Can someone explain it to me?

MDTeddy | 13

#4611302 - Monday 25 June 2012 8:49

Some moms just don't understand how dumb they really are.

Pewdiepiebro | 4

#4612421 - Monday 25 June 2012 15:29

That's like giving Michael Lohan that award.

Pewdiepiebro | 4

#4612423 - Monday 25 June 2012 15:29

That's like giving Michael Lohan that award.

By Alphakhiash | 13

#4609537 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:45

I would have just left her kid there. FYL.

drewnewton | 0

#4609832 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:15

just smile and nod

igive | 28

#4609899 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:22

"not my kid, not my problem."

klovemachine | 24

#4610385 - Monday 25 June 2012 4:09

Take that mop, OP, and shove it up her butt. She definitely deserves it. Poor kid :(

EnzaiFreak | 1

#4610504 - Monday 25 June 2012 4:34

#63-Unless, you know, she's into things like that....

bubbly31 | 0

#4610908 - Monday 25 June 2012 6:20

You know 3 the kid might be better of living in the store stuck forever than at home being raised by a women who takes a can of beer on her shopping trip

alicexo_fml | 8

#4612380 - Monday 25 June 2012 15:16

F the kids life for having to put up with her

CoconutOil | 7

#4613141 - Monday 25 June 2012 19:42

It's not the poor's kid's fault! I think kids shouldn't be mixed in adult's pathetic problem! The mom however, she deserve a nice smack in the face with a dust pan!

By Christina6 | 11

#4609540 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:45

The mom was unobservant her self for not noticing you were cleaning up her mess.

Dadothy | 8

#4609781 - Monday 25 June 2012 2:10

Hey! Don't make fun of the captain, Lt. Sarcasm

Mommyof2_91 | 10

#4610610 - Monday 25 June 2012 4:55

I can't stand when parents blame their shitty parenting on other people. Since your grown up enough to bring a child into the world, take responsibly when you f*** up.

Mommyof2_91 | 10

#4612346 - Monday 25 June 2012 14:49

Meant to type "can't stand it" *

By emmama19 | 15

#4609553 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:48

Ouch, fuck the kids life even though he deserved it. I feel for you OP, the child is her responsibility not yours, looks like you had two kids in the store to look after... Only one should be big enough to handle herself before handling a kid.

rdrr | 2

#4611999 - Monday 25 June 2012 12:30

Yeah the kid deserves an alcoholic inattentive mother.

nevershoutkendal_fml | 10

#4624749 - Thursday 28 June 2012 7:22

No, they're saying he deserved to get his hand stuck because he had no business sticking it in there.

By mmmPoptarts | 6

#4609556 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:48

How could it be your fault her kid got his hand stuck in a gumball machine? She's the one who clearly wasn't paying enough attention to him to stop him.

egc573 | 40

#4610112 - Monday 25 June 2012 3:07

It isn't her (OP's) fault at all. The mother's just one of those people who thinks she can treat employees anyway she wants because she's a customer.

trollolol95 | 4

#4610776 - Monday 25 June 2012 5:39

That's pretty much what they just said.

By Aug1508 | 9

#4609568 - Monday 25 June 2012 1:49

Bad parents always look for some other fool to blame for their own mistakes.

brackaman | 18

#4611112 - Monday 25 June 2012 7:33

Believe me I know. I work in an airport and got yelled at by a kids mom for touching her kid. I pulled her 3 year old out of an active xray machine because she was too busy talking on her phone to notice her child leaving.