Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
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amiebran
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Shit in his
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ChickenLegs937
| 6
What's wrong with his bathroom?
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amiebran
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Shit in his
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CattyPurry
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there is no such thing as a perfect crime. although if he sprayed some Febreeze after he was finished, that could have thrown you off. >:D
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OWNZ
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Put some ketchup packets under the toilet seat and give him a squishy!
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eminemchick
| 19
at least he doesnt go out and start killing ppl at 3 am
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Turner_22
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....bed?
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Noob30
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Confront him in the bathroom at 3:00, or wait in there until 3:00.
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yoursucklives
| 36
shit in his pillow
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fanceh
| 10
stay up one night and occupy the toilet and make him wait. or take a explosive shit right before he goes in. :D
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iluvboobies
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moondumping
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iLOLatURpain69
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17- ITS 3AM in the morning.
And also OP, tell you dad that 'I'll shit on you'
And also OP, tell you dad that 'I'll shit on you'
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eminemchick
| 19
40- not just him, his house, his spouse, his rings, his things..;)lmao
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hillary6
| 15
Thats actually a good idea stay in the batgroom until 3am and then confront him
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Eggers
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19- Uh... no.
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juicedboi
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poor guys just sleepshitting. it's a common problem and needs to be treated with caring attitudes. This also explains his lack of memory on the matter.
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weewee1
| 0
film him.
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2ndSucks
| 15
Thats sick.
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otb113
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isn't that what shitters are for?
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ImaSoxFan
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explosive eh?
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brettlovesgirls
| 4
i agree 45.. i agree all the way.
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brettlovesgirls
| 4
oh yeah, and shit happens.
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xPOPTARTx
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.
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xPOPTARTx
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.
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Pixxio_O
| 11
Saran wrap, problem solved ;)
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ihasbrains
| 10
Take a video of him taking a shit and confront him about it again. When he denies it, there's your evidence.
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iceildor
| 6
Put ceran wrap over the doorway the seat and sink to teach him a big lesson
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shaubygal
| 11
here's an idea. Lock. The. Door. it's clearly unheard-of among most but it is very affective or spray his with the hose/ silly string while he's on the shitter
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ChibiChibi_fml
| 27
So you want them to lock the door and make things harder on themselves should they need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night?
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fugachumi
| 0
Trust me he gets pissed at me
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Hugh_Spreadum
| 4
Why do you give a shit that he takes a shit there and at that time? Is it a conflict with your 3am shit rituals?
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Redhead99
| 16
I'm not sure that will stop him, guys are gross.
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Crlnprz
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Lol, do something with the toilet so that when he flushes it the water will burst out the toilet xD i guess you can say explode
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Ellifish
| 2
Clingfilm over the toilet...
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MrPositive
| 0
Put plastic wrap over it
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Eggers
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Put Glad Cling Wrap over it
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Crlnprz
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okay people I got it the first time
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Dispute
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SSDD. same shit different day
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whisperingeye13
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hey I have a fresh new idea! try putting cling wrap on the toilet! it's revolutionary!
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TruthBeTold36
| 3
You killed it.
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ChickenLegs937
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What's wrong with his bathroom?
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nahgemsoohc
| 0
OP shits in it.
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Dexasaurus
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Have you ever taken a shit in someones bathroom? It's so exhilarating.
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landonlasater
| 3
Except taking a shit at any new significant others house, that shits scary
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drewpeacock42
| 1
put seran wrap over the toilet bowl so when he shits it squishes back on his ass
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NoodleBurger
| 0
who cares if he takes a shit in your bathroom at 3AM, you should be asleep.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Well maybe he doesn't flush, or he has such awful gas that it still smells when OP wakes up
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m0tl3ycru3
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That's likely how the OP found out
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OWNZ
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Well that stinks!
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Eggers
| 2
sounds like a *puts on shades* shitty situation.
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flockz
| 19
sounds like a *puts on sunglasses* fucking thread with so many overused dick sucking puns that i might have to spear my own heart with a dull knife while i light my pubes on fire and spit on your grandmother just so i don't have to listen to this bullshit.
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HouTexans23
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69- was that supposed to be funny?
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Glitterhinoceros
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72- Was that suppose to be insulting? Because I found it pretty funny.
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flockz
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i lawled when he informed me i was number 69.
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KiddNYC1O
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Funny or not, he speaks the truth.
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sxe_beast
| 11
You guys could not read the comments... No one is forcing you to read the torturous puns.
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Eggers
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calm your tits 69, I said it because it's abused. no one actually thinks it's clever. it's like giggling at the number 69. oops, asshole hypocrite alert
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kbt13
| 0
she said tits, then she said 69..tee hee
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supimnyancat
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He's full of shit.
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bigbadtim
| 7
At least until he takes his dump.
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thepagal
| 3
fuck you
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grovervac3000
| 15
LOL! Quite literally!!!
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heartbrakej
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he's just warming it up for you, how nice of him!
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xXSKYLARXx
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I wonder how u found out
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Noob30
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Here's a hint:
1:00 - ...
2:00 - ...
3:00 - "HRRRGGGNN"
3:15 -
1:00 - ...
2:00 - ...
3:00 - "HRRRGGGNN"
3:15 -
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
don't forget that unmistakable "plop" sound....
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xXSKYLARXx
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Haha how long did you think it took him to find this out XD
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Return the favor
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genesisnirvana
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I'm waiting for the first person to say "That's a shitty situation."
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olpally
| 32
U just did..
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cholbrook748
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You should wake up at 3:00 and take a monumental dump in his slipper. Then deny it. Problem solved.