By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
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mel92_fml 0

why didn't you just pee in a bush or something?

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24788 6

I've had this happen one time before. I didn't pee myself, but it sucked. FYL

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paperfox_fml 0

Aww, I feel for you. That happened to me when I was about 10. It was the middle of the night, I was on a residential school trip, and you had to enter a code to unlock the toilet block. =(

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suckerz 0

well you could have peed outside instead of in your pants... http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=pxshfow8slf7iax0mk5n8bj6h0ca3j

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nailmetoapig 0

That's a little bit awful. Squat in a bush, or something... http://tinyurl.com/djo7fp

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audereyy 0

not your fault....u gotta go when u gotta go!

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BigLord 0

The key snapping in half? Try not being able to open the door at all, fortunately there were two doors and one of them suddenly got vacant. I rushed in as fast as I can, what a friggin relief.

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24788 6

#8 I was confused for 2 minutes. Wondering what the hell you were even talking about. The reason post #5 and #6 have been deleted, so I kept reading #4 to try to figure it out. FML. I'm guessing it was advertising.

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rukusrazor 0

I've been there, rush hour traffic is usually where this happens to me. I'm walking to my lot after work, realize I gotta piss but there aren't bathrooms in the skyway.. So I gotta make it home. I usually have to sacrifice a water bottle or two in my car. ******* traffic.

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