Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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By shelly - 08/03/2012 22:23 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:20

hot.

mel92_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:04

why didn't you just pee in a bush or something?

Comments

papertigers_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:20

hot.

breenarae25 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:17

ownedurmom 1

Friday 16 September 2011 3:59

WTF!!!?!?!?!

JEnglish89 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 23:36

It's a joke...

imagleek42 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:53

Gay

Rowdey 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:19

Pop a squat.

aksweetheart 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 5:52

^its definitely cop a squat...

tdutch712 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:20

thats disgusting.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 15:20

I've had this happen one time before. I didn't pee myself, but it sucked. FYL

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:21

Aww, I feel for you. That happened to me when I was about 10. It was the middle of the night, I was on a residential school trip, and you had to enter a code to unlock the toilet block. =(

suckerz 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:21

well you could have peed outside instead of in your pants... http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=pxshfow8slf7iax0mk5n8bj6h0ca3j

nailmetoapig 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:25

That's a little bit awful. Squat in a bush, or something... http://tinyurl.com/djo7fp

audereyy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:33

not your fault....u gotta go when u gotta go!

BigLord 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:33

The key snapping in half? Try not being able to open the door at all, fortunately there were two doors and one of them suddenly got vacant. I rushed in as fast as I can, what a friggin relief.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 15:37

#8 I was confused for 2 minutes. Wondering what the hell you were even talking about. The reason post #5 and #6 have been deleted, so I kept reading #4 to try to figure it out. FML. I'm guessing it was advertising.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:54

I've been there, rush hour traffic is usually where this happens to me. I'm walking to my lot after work, realize I gotta piss but there aren't bathrooms in the skyway.. So I gotta make it home. I usually have to sacrifice a water bottle or two in my car. ******* traffic.