Embarrassing and Love: Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

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By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Awww, cute!

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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Social situations make me nervous

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 12:00

Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML

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smiller0789 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:07

That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

powersticks 16

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:09

Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.

Comments

smiller0789 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:07

That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

The_Pleb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:29

Dammit girl, thats the mans job, you just sit back and wait for someone to approach you. Thankyou for your time.

liveBabylon 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:28

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SO FML shut up bitch, Come on FML Is ging down hill sooooo bad.

roseyredcheeks 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:12

maybe the person was gay? lol

fsebastianslife 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 5:40

for real 49! they will publish this shit but not the one i submitted when my kid beat up my boss's kid? like wtf?!?! fml

powersticks 16

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:09

Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:11

correction...at least you know he never gets drunk

romaunts 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:36

actually, you just know that he wasn't getting drunk at that time. Of course, he could have already been drunk, or could be getting drunk later, or it could just be his turn to DD and next weekend he'll be so ****** up he won't know his own name.

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:23

Maybe he was so drunk at the time that the bartender was giving him just water and he didn't know it.

OF37 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 4:52

maybe he was already drunk and ordered water instead

Rupus 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:10

I'm sorry, how has your life been screwed over? This is not a FML, this is a "Oh, something that's not really interesting happened to me today, I just thought I'd share it with you guys for no reason" kind of story.

fuzzybrownbear 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:12

I personally didn't find it funny, but i am sure someone probably got a small chuckle. So that makes it worth it. FMLs are supposed to be humorous, not terrifying stories.