By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 897
You deserved it 5 758

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.


That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

Dammit girl, thats the mans job, you just sit back and wait for someone to approach you. Thankyou for your time.

liveBabylon 0

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SO FML shut up bitch, Come on FML Is ging down hill sooooo bad.

roseyredcheeks 0

maybe the person was gay? lol

for real 49! they will publish this shit but not the one i submitted when my kid beat up my boss's kid? like wtf?!?! fml

Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.

greenltrn2003 0 least you know he never gets drunk

actually, you just know that he wasn't getting drunk at that time. Of course, he could have already been drunk, or could be getting drunk later, or it could just be his turn to DD and next weekend he'll be so ****** up he won't know his own name.

Maybe he was so drunk at the time that the bartender was giving him just water and he didn't know it.

maybe he was already drunk and ordered water instead

I'm sorry, how has your life been screwed over? This is not a FML, this is a "Oh, something that's not really interesting happened to me today, I just thought I'd share it with you guys for no reason" kind of story.

I personally didn't find it funny, but i am sure someone probably got a small chuckle. So that makes it worth it. FMLs are supposed to be humorous, not terrifying stories.

I enjoyed it. FML is supposed to be about big AND little things -- read the FAQ. *shrug*

jchansfan 0

LOL... It took you 30 seconds to read that!?! Shammmme... :P

Yeah, I understand that, but how is this undesirable?

Sounds like you were hoping he was drunk...I wonder why?

maverick1752 16

I think I liked this comment just for Chopper....but I'm sure it was a good comment

Dixie_Normous 0

Darn. I hope you managed to move on after that doozy of a pickle...

Raiders714 0

LOL fuckit buy him another water lmfao

broken_chaos 0

Indeed, anyone worthwhile would applaud your brilliance for just plunging headlong into the situation knowing full well that it's just water.

Aw, tough luck. Happens to the best of us :(

How is this an FML? You got what you wanted.. Plus all the more reason to start up a conversation.