By goodtiming - 20/05/2010 16:58 - Canada
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By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States
Dude, WTF?
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You laugh, you lose
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By Sinkhole - 24/08/2013 15:27 - Guatemala - Guatemala City
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So, to answer people's comments: I'm not really going to change numbers, because I've already changed my number like 4 times for unrelated reasons, and I'm tired of changing it. I don't have a contract phone, and blocking numbers through the phone company is more hassle than it's worth, and probably wouldn't work anyway. I have no smartphone, so I can't just get an app. Not gonna take legal action against them because this is not a sue happy country. I have already told them not to call me, many many times (would be stupid not to have tried that already). After six months of two or three calls from them a day, ignoring them is not as easy as it sounds. There is no "do not call" list in my country. The most ridiculous thing is that they're trying to sell me some English courses, and I've told them I don't even need them, but of course, they just want to sell. I'll have to muster up the courage to pick up the phone and play loud and freaky **** for them in the background until they decide I'm a deranged individual who shouldn't be messed with.
Movie night
By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc
By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 21:21 - Australia - Brisbane
Swindled
By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 16:53 - United States - Fallbrook
Hangover
By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada
By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States
It hurts
By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway
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By RustyRuski - 29/12/2013 22:58 - United States - Greenwood
Won't get fooled again
By chacha_bby - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By lonelyinlondon - 21/08/2009 02:06 - Canada
Sucks to suck
By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
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It's a mystery
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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States
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Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just wasn't expecting to be sat under an air conditioning unit for 9 hours! I'm not allowed to wear a hoody at work due to my office's employee dress code, and as I heal in a few days normally (this is my 10th tattoo) I didn't think I'd need to buy any nipple covers for one day of work! My colleague didn't mean any harm by it, and actually apologized once he read some of these comments! so thanks guys :)