Are you pissed?

at least he's not full of shit!:)

Let the man piss for gods sake

I hate it when an FML is about pissing, some douche ruins it by saying "That's a shitty situation".

Thats a shitty situation.

(YAWN)

why would you tell someone about your pee?

you guys are punny :)

27, you'd br surprised

...at least he didnt pee inside you while you two were being intiment.. O_o

Everyone prank call 35s number on her profile. Never leave a number it won't end well

36- She basically put her whole government up.

at least you have something to talk abou.

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Only the most awesome beast around :D

talking shit is even better

Boomski.

Just tell him to piss off.

Literally.
(;

best. comment. ever.

dude shit stories are way more interesting trust me

"oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"

I'm sure your girlfriend would appreciate that. Oh wait...

haha you have no sense of humor then. my girlfriend have had many conversations like that and we dont give a shit.(no pun intended) so go back under your troll bridge before i smack you. actually no then my hand would smell funny.

Looks like 45 is a jealous bitch...

ya she has no one to share her shit stories with cuz shes a jealous bitch who cant get a boyfriend.

Wow just wow...

mhm. Tell me more

Well u sound like a dick....

How?

next time talk about taking a shit hehe

I think you found yourself a keeper.

Thinkinn the same thingg.(:

Depressing much?