Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
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Rando77
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Are you pissed?
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eminemchick
| 19
at least he's not full of shit!:)
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dolphincheddar
| 10
Let the man piss for gods sake
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Lstands4LOSER
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I hate it when an FML is about pissing, some douche ruins it by saying "That's a shitty situation".
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
Thats a shitty situation.
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mynameis1339
| 0
(YAWN)
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JoeTheMan12
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why would you tell someone about your pee?
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Kingcc
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you guys are punny :)
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King_Samuel29
| 4
27, you'd br surprised
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mollykatelynch
| 11
...at least he didnt pee inside you while you two were being intiment.. O_o
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dolphincheddar
| 10
Everyone prank call 35s number on her profile. Never leave a number it won't end well
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
36- She basically put her whole government up.
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MrHartmann_fml
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at least you have something to talk abou.
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Bakayarou_fml
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Bakayarou_fml
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Only the most awesome beast around :D
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chuckychan
| 8
talking shit is even better
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69_jackson_69
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Boomski.
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
Just tell him to piss off.
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itsbritneybixchh
| 0
Literally.
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dcea
| 17
best. comment. ever.
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flockz
| 19
dude shit stories are way more interesting trust me
"oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"
"oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"
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_cassandra__fml
| 4
I'm sure your girlfriend would appreciate that. Oh wait...
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flockz
| 19
haha you have no sense of humor then. my girlfriend have had many conversations like that and we dont give a shit.(no pun intended) so go back under your troll bridge before i smack you. actually no then my hand would smell funny.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Looks like 45 is a jealous bitch...
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flockz
| 19
ya she has no one to share her shit stories with cuz shes a jealous bitch who cant get a boyfriend.
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traze
| 7
Wow just wow...
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Thabb
| 0
mhm. Tell me more
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maddie2015
| 0
Well u sound like a dick....
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Thabb
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How?
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ACM1991
| 9
next time talk about taking a shit hehe
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bobbymullet
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I think you found yourself a keeper.
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FhIsLif3
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Thinkinn the same thingg.(:
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garrettsgirl
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Depressing much?
"oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"