Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Top comments
ankoku 2
Perhaps it would be better to hold an object with wheels on a moving train.
illmatic2 16
That was an interesting train of events.
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ankoku 2
Perhaps it would be better to hold an object with wheels on a moving train.
niadanac1 3
No, it is the ls man's fault for getting in the way.
Idonebeenhad 17
#6 getting deleted by a mod in 3...2..
DingoCJ 15
Sounds like someone fell asleep in physics class
tygerarmy 35
Number one is right, you hold onto your stuff, especially a bike, you don't sit across the train. If you did that on the subway here, you wouldn't have to worry about it falling, someone would hold on to your bike for you. And ride it back to their house.
MrSassypants 34
I agree with #6. It is obviously the old man's fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and that someone else knocked a bike into him which the old man had no control over whatsoever so the only logical explanation is that the old man cause the incident for doing nothing while OP cause the problem himself. *breathe in* so... umm... yeah.
Cad6 24
Hold the bike? **** that. I'll be pimpin' in that train cabin rockin' some nice backside 180s and rail grinds.
MigraineurOfLife 15
#1 - nope, too obvious.
mizuki123 8
I agree with 47.
TrimKibbles 12
I think a complex system of ropes and pulleys to hoist the bike up to the correct angle to lean it against the wall of the train would work better.
False_Stupidity 42
Or, the UK could do what we do with the intercity trains in Sydney, install special purpose hooks that one can hang a bicycle from.
coop7291 3
poor old man.
TunechiXXL 0
**** your brakes! What'd ya bust on the old timer?! **** HIS Life
auntycj 0
That exactly what I was thinking! Damn the bike, poor old guy.
Feared 9
His monetary status shouldn't be assumed to be low, solely on the fact that he is using public transportation.
memob123 0
Not poor as in having a monetary deficit, but the other one :p
Feared 9
I know. I was using a play on words.
jessicircle 16
Uh oh...this is why I hang onto my stuff when in a moving vehicle! If that would have happened to me, I'd cry from embarrassment! I hope the old man is okay.
illmatic2 16
That was an interesting train of events.
Epiqness 0
Har. Har. Har.
reenkaur 7
too bad for the old man! FHL instead :|
georgey123 3
I love old mans
xlorawrz 9
... Men.
ohgodwhy1234 0
You don't find the fact that they like "old mans" creepy?
stalkerstatus101 5
42-that's exactly what I thought
WCARlover 35
It's better you busted the rear brake of your bike than the rear of the old man
idontknowyou123 0
You took a bike on a train? Well better than taking a train on a bike
MrSassypants 34
Unless it's a Tonka train, then it's easier and you'll have more fun.
akallaan 7
Leroy Jenkins'd it huh?
FilleNoir 21
...... Sucks for you
FMLsAreAwesome 0
You don't say?
Shelta957 13
HAHA that profile picture goes great with your comment!!