Why did you waste precious time untying him? Save yourself!

Have you smelled burning flesh? It takes weeks to get that stank outta the carpet.

She’s never going back. Once you run out on a situation like that, you never return.

Good point. It's not funny if he doesn't end up feeling humiliated.

The question is, was there actually a fire somewhere?

Good thing 99.999% of fire alarms don’t actually mean there’s a fire.

When doing bondage always make sure you have emergency cutting tools available, like bandage scissors. If it had been a serious threat every second counts. (this also includes if your partner gets into trouble just during play.) Play safe!

Today, the fire alarm went off. The firemen found me naked and tied to my bed. My girlfriend was nowhere in sight. FML

i have waited 4 years for someone with that fetish to post a story such as this