Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this...

By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 365

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 March 2019 16:02

Why did you waste precious time untying him? Save yourself!

Yudith 21

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Wednesday 20 March 2019 12:20

Today, the fire alarm went off. The firemen found me naked and tied to my bed. My girlfriend was nowhere in sight. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 March 2019 16:02

Why did you waste precious time untying him? Save yourself!

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 19 March 2019 16:56

Have you smelled burning flesh? It takes weeks to get that stank outta the carpet.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 March 2019 19:54

She’s never going back. Once you run out on a situation like that, you never return.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 19 March 2019 22:04

Good point. It's not funny if he doesn't end up feeling humiliated.

mattyiscool123 26

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Wednesday 20 March 2019 2:48

The question is, was there actually a fire somewhere?

Aphrodite 20

Wednesday 20 March 2019 3:28

Good thing 99.999% of fire alarms don’t actually mean there’s a fire.

EEK_the_cat 3

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Wednesday 20 March 2019 10:14

When doing bondage always make sure you have emergency cutting tools available, like bandage scissors. If it had been a serious threat every second counts. (this also includes if your partner gets into trouble just during play.) Play safe!